Hello everyone, I decided that I needed to write something cute and yet sad so I made this. Long story short it's Jeremike also in later chapters there will be trigger warnings labeled.

Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.

Shen just wanted to know more about humans. Ella just wanted to have an adventure. Neither works out they way they want. (or in other words where Humans are the space terminator and yet also the really cuddly pets.)

[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. Soon arrows fly, myths are awoken, and Lila finds herself part of a deadly supernatural war that could cost her her life, and her heart. Perfect for fans of Percy Jackson and the Vampire Diaries. --- THE PUBLISHED VERSION OF CUPID'S MATCH IS OUT NOW! READ IN KINDLE UNLIMITED! Get your copy of Cupid's Match at bit.ly/CupidsMatch or follow the link in my profile!

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

Eli didn't think much about the city's newest so-called hero, but he supposed Vigilante wasn't all that bad. Granted, he was kind of a jerk and if he ever tried to kiss Eli again he was definitely getting punched. A story about a starving college student, making a living serving coffee and the local vigilante with a crush. - - - - - - - - - Highest rank #1 in Action, Wattys 2016 winner in the Trailblazers category! Featured 6/3/2016-7/23/2017

This is a story that takes place about four years after the events of Pokemon Sun and Moon. Gladion has mostly overcome his trauma with what his mother had done four years ago, and things are looking up at the Aether Foundation. However, his relationship with Moon, Alola's first champion is non-existent. However, Moon may be hiding some parts of her past. A full story, not just fluff and romance. **Completed rewriting/editing the story before adding new chapters. Please read the older chapters as they are updated, as I am adding a lot more detail and plot points in. Will be progressing to writing new material now. Yay!

Needing a job to move out your parents house, you took up the night shift for the famous Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria. A place for grownups and kids alike. Little did you know.......this 'kid-friendly' place was much more sinister at night. Will you be able to survive it..along with mikes cheesy puns, with only a Freddy head, flashlight, tablet, and a purple man to keep you company. The story is completed! But I'm still updating with one-shots!! So if you want to read those then keep reading and watching for updates

Your parents left you, stranded in a parking lot. You waited by that ice cream shoppe for hours, asking strangers if they knew when your parents were going to come back, and get you. Some ignored you, some just replied with a simple "I don't know," then kept walking. Nobody bothered to help you, and you were scared, hungry, and lonely as the sun started to set, the air became colder, and people became scarce. It just so happens, that a certain robot came across your path.

Sequel you guys!! enjoy!!! •﹏• Your trapped, and all for what?! Oh right for the one you love. His past returns to haunt him, but you take his place in the agony... wanting to set him free. But it seems the past wants justice not just revenge... will you be able to save your lover always or will the darkness consume you both? Or just him?