Totally 18+ only!!!! 😏😏😏😏😏 Make sure no one is standing behind you!!! 😳 If under 18 get ready for the FBI to take you away!😖

i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs

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Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_

It's exactly what it says in the title. I don't know why you clicked on this, but....enjoy??

[satire, not meant to be taken seriously]

Get ready, cause this story will make you feel...Funky.