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NEWSPAPER REPORT 27 YEAR OLD GIRL GONE MISSING IN SMALL ELEVATOR LOCATED IN AURORA SUSPICIOUS DEATH *NOT* CONCLUDED AS A MURDER YET ANY WITNESSES, ANY INFORMATION, OR ANYTHING ON THIS CASE, CONTACT THE FBI OR 911 IMMEDIATELY.

**UNDER CONSTRUCTION - This was written in 7th grade and I'm now graduated from high school with a few college credits under my belt. I'm fixing all of it.** A shiver raced down my spine and the air thickened. The other end of the alleyway wasn't far, but it didn't seem to be coming closer no matter how fast I walked. Humoring my paranoia, I glanced over my shoulder just in time to catch a fist to the face. I dropped to my hands and knees and stared at the ground in a daze. My jaw throbbed with each beat of my heart, hammering the side of my face. Strong hands gripped me and dragged me backward. We made considerable progress toward the other end of the alleyway before my dazed mind caught up with reality. I was being kidnapped.

Riley Donavon has wanted nothing more than a new start from the time she was twelve years old, when her step father started to abuse her. When Riley finally manages to escape she finds that the outside world isn't as loving as she hoped it would be. Bounced from foster home to foster home, Riley starts to believe that no one will ever truly want her. But that time does come. With a hopeful new guardian and some interesting neighbors Riley thinks she's gotten her life back, but the past is never just the past and history always repeats itself. Can Riley survive round two or will it be up to her new family to save her.

9 months after the worst weeks of her life Isabella James has a baby boy, Jack. The baby's father... Mark Young the man who raped her. To make matters worse Izzy's boyfriend, Jace, has moved to California and hasn't spoken to Izzy since. Now Izzy is left to deal with the damage that both men left her. To top it all off Izzy finds her self the center of attention of the super hot new kid, Ryder McCoy. The only problem? Ryder is Jace's cousin. Meanwhile in California Jace is having his own problems. Forced to play the part of Daddy's future tycoon Jace tries desperately to change his parent's minds about the move. Unknown to Izzy Jace thinks about her as often as she thinks about him. If only they weren't basically a whole country apart.

Book 1: Izzy lives a normal live in her hometown of Trenton. She has a great boyfriend, Jace, and a some what normal family. Her life is about to change with the introduction of a man named Mark. Book 2: Years after Izzy's tramatizing kidnapping her world finally seems to begin to click into place, but of course that's when everything starts to go wrong. Are the dead really dead? Book 3: Izzy has finally moved on from the events of her past. She's truely happy in the life she is living. But the Youngs want revenge, and they'll do anything to get it. **PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT!!!**

{Original One Shot's} ✓ Some Nightmares, Some Real Horror - All Scary. Some Short, Some Long - Yet You Want To Read It Over And Over. Are You Scared Yet? No? You Will Be......