They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

•Ella no es una sabelotodo que usa anteojos hipster como en cada novela cliché. •Tampoco es una aislada social. •Y no, no está enamorada del “chico malo” o alguno de esos “populares” (¿no había un nombre menos estúpido que darles?) Y es que Claire Jones sabe que es normal. Exagerada, irónica, pero jodidamente normal a fin de cuentas. No es una loca y no tiene manías raras ¡es normal! Qué quede claro. Aunque su vecino sí que es extraño... Carajo, esa palabra se le queda corta ¿cómo se le llama a una persona que, a las tres de la mañana, toca la puerta de tu casa para pedir té? ¿Mencioné que en el momento de hacer eso... estaba desnudo? Frank Rumsfeld asusta, en serio, pero está buenísimo y es gracioso como nadie, así que... ¿Puede alguien darle un manual para resistirse a su vecino? Porque al ser unos cuántos años mayor, a él aún ni se le ocurre mirarla de "esa" forma... y esta muchachita de castaños cabellos, lo último que quiere, es salir lastimada.

Hola, me llamo Carolina Prictal tengo 16 años y vivo en Canadá. Solo hay una fiesta al año, y ahora fue mi decisión ir, sin saber ni siquiera lo que podia ocurrir, no debí haber ido, quien dijo que para cuando la fiesta terminara todo iba a empezar. Mi vida esta a punto de regresar, dolor y felicidad son las palabras, un cambio bastane inesperado.

[PUBLISHED UNDER POP FICTION, AN IMPRINT OF SUMMIT MEDIA] One competition, one man, twenty-five women, and a bet. Zachary Astor wanted to be the Bachelor for one purpose alone: to prove to his friends that he can ditch twenty-five women without ever looking back at any of them. But will he stand on to his words when he meets Julianne Grey, the only woman who seems to regret being in the competition? Despite what he thinks, Zachary will find his thoughts preoccupied by the weird, silent, and mysterious girl he keeps on giving a rose much to his own amazement and her disappointment.

Mi nombre es Dorian. Simplemente Dorian. Vivo en un internado de hombres. Del otro lado de la muralla hay mujeres. No tengo familia, tengo dos amigos, un cocinero y una... persona. Lo único que me hacía sentir vivo eran los libros. Hasta que ella apareció. Mi nombre es Violeta. Solo Violeta, o Vi, que es como mi mejor amigo suele llamarme. Vivo en un internado de mujeres. Del otro lado de la muralla hay hombres. No tengo padres, tampoco hermanos. Mis únicos amigos son una institutriz y... ¿Puedes guardar un secreto? Está prohibido que nos comuniquemos con lo que hay del otro lado de las murallas. Pero mi mejor amigo vive ahí y comparte mi amor por los libros. El mundo pasó por una catástrofe que lo destruyó. Pocas son las personas que pueden hacer algo por el nuevo orden. Se alzaron muros que dividen una sociedad controlada de una liberal. Él es un chico de que fue educado por un mentor. Ella fue educada por institutrices. Vienen de mundos diferentes. Sin saberlo... sus vidas se cruzarán y tomarán decisiones que pueden construir o destruir lo poco que queda de la humanidad.

Summer is her favorite time of the year. Because that's when she gets to watch (not stalk) the boy she fell in love with who lives across the street. Naomi spends every summer at her aunt's house and does absolutely nothing but gaze dreamily at West Gray as he and his friends do all sorts of crazy things. She doesn't have a single friend in that neighborhood yet she knows every single one of them. But one day, fate gets tired of her unprogressive one-sided love and decides to get things going, and by fate it means her mysteriously smart white cat, Whisky. With her help, Naomi finds herself in the middle of what she only used to watch from her bedroom window...

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

During the hottest Midwestern summer recorded in years, eleven year-old Kippy gets grounded for a whole month. While wondering if she's ever been as bored (or as sweaty) as she is now, Kippy discovers that her older brother and sister are grounded too, and decides she has to find out why. But getting to the bottom of things in a household where rules hinge on a "No Tattling" policy isn't easy, and soon enough Kippy learns that some secrets are more terrifying than others.

Don’t miss this imaginative new short story set in the magical world of Watersong—a realm of enchanting beauty…and terrifying secrets. Aggie is a mythological creature on a secret mission. Lydia is a young woman from a magical family with no real powers of her own. And Daniel is a high school boy who’s made it his duty to protect his deeply troubled older brother. Then one fateful night, their lives collide in a terrifying accident that changes them all forever. And beneath the surface, the ripple effects of the accident will have more impact than anyone could ever guess...changing not only their future, but the fate of an entire town.