What would you do if your quirky grandmother left you a few hundred thousand pounds, an empty shop and an email full of instructions? Elspeth's grandmother has done just that. Armed with some money and a little bit of good ol' fashioned determination, Els finds herself on an adventure that she never came to expect. While some instructions appear orthodox, like opening up her own fruit and veg shop. But, like going to her local homeless shelter to recruit troubled, but handsome Ty, take her out of her comfort zone. But with planes to catch, a shop to run and a wacky few months ahead of her, Elspeth is going to need need some help.

"Why don't you find someone with your sizes to deal with?" I smirked, looking at the boy, which was about to hit the poor nerd again. "You suggest something Sweetie?" he looked at me with playful smirk on his face. "Yeah, I suggest to let go of this boy and find where'd you put your dignity." I smiled softly and leaned my back on the locker next to me "Oh, believe me ... I have a dignity." He smiled and take a step towards me, leaving other boy, which fast disappeared in the crowd. He didn't notice that, but he notice my chest and smirked at me. "Really? Well ... then I'm gonna help you to lose it." I smile happily, right before my fist smashed against his jaw. You can call this the clash of the titans. Who you think will win?

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What the title says. Will mostly include morning after texts.

Self-Explanatory

Just some random texting fails... Vote for your favorites!!

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