A list of jokes, quotes, and insults I have seen, heard, or came up with over the years. I do not take credit for all the jokes found in here.

Mia Kimberly Ashton is not very simple. Whether it be her clothes or the way she acts, she is not girly by any means. Her parents were killed when she was five and now she wonders around and comes into contact with one pack setting her whole world off track. Follow Mia and her dog Tank on a sort of adventure in Mia's world around town...maybe even into a unknown state to a ranch. When Mia meets her mates- which she doesn't want how will she react? When she meets a very special mean horse what will the horse do? Will Mia ever become submissive? Will her peanut butter loving self explode with the amount of peanut butter in her? Find out in Shape-Shifter.

Majesty is an undefeated race horse that has stayed in horse form for 3 years. But, what happens when an accident on the race track leaves her and her jockey hurt. And has to be put down. But, what happens when her mates beta is at the race. Will he stop her owner by buying her? Will she let him touch her? Will her mate find out about her being a horse shifter? And most of all will she except her mate for being a werewolf?

There was a girl named Amanda she is he only horse shifter in the world because vampires and werewolves killed them. Now vampires and werewolves claim horse shifters are a myth. What happened when Amanda runs into a werewolf that happens to be her mate? Will her mate accept or reject her? Will her mate find out what she is? Read to find out.

Iris is a polar bear shape shifter. Her whole life she has lived with her parents in the Arctic, being bear shifters they prefer to be solitary, but when her parents die, it's all going to change. Iris, following her mothers dying wish, joins a pack. Although it's strange at first she learns to love it, makes some really great friends, and might even find her mate. But nothing can last forever and Iris must decide, with a looming threat moving closer, if she's going to leave pack life behind and once more live a solitary life, or stand and fight for her new home.

What happens when Sonyadore, a 15 year old girl that has the capability to shift into a beautiful black Arabian mare is captured and taken away from her herd, will she find her mate or even peace?

---WARNING! EXTREMELY CRINGY!--- Horse shifters and Werewolves When Alisa Adams (horse shifter) turns sixteen she wishes for a beautiful stallion that she can settle down with, have a foal or two. But it seems that luck isn't always on her side. Captured on her birthday and given to a soon-to-be-Alpha as an early birthday present. Mr Alpha Jr seems bent on breaking her but the bullheaded buckskin has other plans. On his seventeenth birthday she decideds to go-for-broke and shifts into her human form, hoping the acidic smell of alcohol will mask her scent. Of course, luck once again wasn't on her side as she was captured in human form. I guess the plus side to all this is that she found her mate. Now only to tell Jr Alpha Zaiden that his mate was actually his birthday present that escaped. Should be a peice of cake. "We're all wild, but some of us more than others." {First in the 'Wild Hearts' trilogy} Copyright of @TheDivergentGames_75 Please do not copy Anything you see in here is mine and purely mine.

Coral was just a normal horse when her mom died and her herd disappeared. She continued life hidden in a valley, but one day she was forced to run from there too. After an attack she had to befriend someone and soon someone was after them. So they started an adventure neither one of them guessed would ever happen.

When Princess Elliot buys a horse from a witch, she expects a hunting horse she can ride with her husband the prince. Instead she gets a horse-shifter, that hopes one day he will become fully human. Princess Elliot wants to help him, but can she balance and adventure of a lifetime, and her job of being princess?

This is a story about Anna a 18 year old horse shifter that lives a normal life until she's captured and sold at auction to a Alpha that turns out to be something important. Lucas Alpha of the Dawn Sky Pack has been searching for his mate for 3 years and is starting to give up , but on his 20th birthday he gets a gift that changes everything. This is my first book, give it a chance , and tell me what you think!