Oh, here it goes, Here it goes, Here it goes, again, da-da, da-da, WOO!

"What the hell is this now? Take in a Dirty Rockstar Foundation?" "Jen! Be nice!" my mom yelled at me. "Yeah, Jen, be nice," he smirked at me, putting a cigarette in his mouth slowly. Warning: this story contains sexual situations, alcohol use, drug use, etc. Read at own risk.

Brighton Montgomery is your average teenager, slightly witty, and socially awkward. When she is forced to move from Ohio to Forks, Washington, to be with her father and his new family, she encounters something she wasn't really expecting.

This is a continuation of "She Needs Rock N' Roll (On/And The Wild Side)". Our nineteen heroes have finally accomplished what they nearly died for several times; they've found their real rockstar parents- on a secluded island. The adults are happy where they are, living in Rock N' Roll paradise, but when their children tell them about Lucifer and his warning to them (among other things), it becomes clear to everyone that Rock N' Roll needs to be saved, before it's too late... {Warning: Alcohol, Maybe Drugs, Adult/Sexual Content, and Homosexuality.}

It's amazing how quickly perceptions can change. Melanie Buchanan was set in her ways believing that having a boyfriend was an unnecessary waste of time, that is of course until she took the job opportunity to film the next video clip for an up and coming hard rock band based in California; Guns N' Roses. Melanie happens to meet the quiet rhythm guitarist from the band, and she can't believe what she secretly feels deep down; could there possibly be sparks? Ridiculous. She assumes that this guitarist, Izzy Stradlin, is just your average bad boy who constantly takes dumb and dangerous risks, trying so hard to fit into that hard rocker cliché... but could she be wrong? Best rankings: #1 - gunsnroses #1 - izzystradlin #4 - destruction #4 - classicrock Disclaimer: I do not own Guns N' Roses or any of their songs. This story although based on real people, real events, and roughly follows an accurate timeline, is purely fictional. Rated: Mature - due to strong course language, sex, drug use and mature themes.

A single mother on the Sunset Strip, Aurora does all that she can to support her daughter, Catherine. She moves in with her best friend, accepts a job as a stripper, and now, she's determined to seek out Catherine's father, who has been absent since day one. What happens when Aurora must choose between the bond of the biological parent, and the clumsy blonde who manages to steal her heart, as well as the heart of her daughter? Does DNA really make one a parent? Rated R

Jordyn-better known for her stage name, Envy-is occupied in just about every sexual business the streets have to offer: stripping, prostitution, porn...you name it, she's done it. It's not like it's a terrible life. It fuels her hunger for adventure while allowing her to live as a free spirit. It's only when one poofy-haired guitarist shows interest in her that Jordyn drops everything to be at his beckon call, if only to pull herself out of the poverty that has plagued her ever since she moved to LA. Obviously, rated R. Very R rated. Mucho R.

"Mick smiled, and then the rest of them smiled. It wasn't of laughter, and it wasn't fake. It was a moment of raw hope. To anyone else, it seemed like a rag-tag group of seven (soon to be eight) seventeen year-olds trying to find their probably dead parents. But to them, it was seven (soon to be eight) kids brought together by Fate to solve a Rock N' Roll mystery." [Warning: There is some sexual content, regular adult content, some alcohol, possibly drugs, and a gay couple in this story. Any homophobic motherfuckers can fuck off.]

Hazel and Axl grew up together in Lafayette, Indiana. Before Axl left for the big city, he promised Hazel he would return to marry her, or at least to take her with him when his band hit it big. It's 1991 now, and Hazel is still stuck in Lafayette, watching on the TV as her childhood sweetheart breaks her heart over and over again. When she finally gets her chance to move out to LA and reconcile with him, will she take it? Better yet, will he let her? Rated R. You should know this by now.

Max is the brooding and rebellious queen of the underground scene. She goes to all of the parties, shells out all of the drugs, and has all of the boys eating their hearts out. When Guns N'Roses shows up in the underground of LA, Max is impressed with their skill, but not with the tall blond bassist who seems to think she's going to fall all over him like every other groupie he comes across. Rated R