Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Seven letters, seven confessions, seven clues. Elliot Parker has what he needs to find out who killed his best friend... But is he hunting down the killer? Or is the killer hunting him? ***** When Colton Crest returns, unharmed, to his small town after mysteriously disappearing for two months, his best friend Elliot Parker breathes a sigh of relief. But days later, on the night before graduation, Elliot finds Colton in the lake. Dead. And on the day of his funeral, Elliot finds a letter in his jacket pocket with four words that send him spiralling: I killed Colton Crest. There are six more letters to find, six more confessions about Colton, six more clues to uncover why he was murdered. Elliot has no choice but to play this sick scavenger hunt, and with each new revelation, he begins to question whether he really knew Colton - or anyone else in that little town of dark secrets. [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

She's no hunter. She doesn't mess around. She's the hotest, smartest, powerfulest Protector. She's Cassidy Ruth. Cassidy is full of dark secrets. Only May Smith, her right hand person, and Keith Ryan, her left hand person, know these dark secrets. What happens when she meets her mate? Will he run when she finally opens up to him? Or will he be included in them? Meet Saxon Right. His father is Alpha Right. Funny name huh? Saxon is a jokester. He may look serious but he's actually a childish boy. What happens one day when he's attacked by a hunter and a Protector comes to his rescue? And she also turns out to be his mate?

Cassidy Ruth and the gang are back, only this time, a whole nother' world is in need of their help. They find out that werewolves aren't the only Supernatural creatures that exist, and they are ready to take on the mission that they had been assigned to. With the help of new friends and allies, they take on the danger that faces them in the future. What they all know and are scared of is that, this mission could be their last and final one, but they all stick side by side, fighting until their life could possibly come to an end. Find out what happens in my brand new novel, Protectors Of The Supernatural.

"Do you just carry on talking when I'm away?" A post-Reichenbach BBC Sherlock story. First person present tense.