[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

SECOND BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES After running away together, Dan and Phil live their life in London, keeping their past locked up. Either way, nothing has changed. In fact, things have gotten worse for the two boys. After Dan pulled the trigger on the gun, he hasn't been the same since. Dan and Phil are now the most wanted criminals in the UK for many things, but one crime strains their relationship forever last: murder. [rated R for language, violence and/or gore]

In which Dan's an arsonist and Louise thinks he needs more friends.

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

"i'm counting down the days to go." or in which a boy who is waiting for his life to be over may be losing to cancer, but he also saved his best friend's life and, in return, won his heart.

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

Dan Howell secretly loves Phil Lester. Phil Lester secretly loves Dan Howell. Dan Howell is bullied. Phil Lester is best friends with Dan's bully. Dan Howell wants to die. Phil Lester is too afraid to stop him.

HIGHEST #5 IN TAG danhowell #3 IN TAG philiplester #7 IN TAG danisnotonfire #100 IN TAG danielhowell #8 IN sophomore A/N: I do not own anyone in this story unless said otherwise! this story is so AU that the line separating an American and British lifestyle doesn't exist. I'm American myself so if you have any type of confusion, just comment a question and I'll try my best to answer. It's pretty confusing... but it's worth the risk. ALSO DAN HOWELL CAME OUT, YAY FOR HIM, LOVE THAT!! so this fic is officially dated, i apologize for any offensive things that are written here, i'm bi so i found the gay jokes funny. anyways, enjoy the story!! ** Daniel Howell. The cool, hot guy. Philip Lester. The best friend. Yourself. The one in between. //like my work? check out my Phil Lester X Reader; 'Innocent Lester' and some d&p oneshots/imagines! Please and thank you!//

Dan POV: Four years ago, I was diagnosed with schizophrenia. It's not as bad as a lot of people's, but I sometimes hear things, or see things out of the corner of my eye. I lose touch of reality a lot because of it. Sometimes, I'll have a "Dan Moment," as my lovely mother calls it, for up to four hours, and it's just me, staring off into space, in my own world of hallucination. It's scary, but I've grown used to it, so has my family. But now that I'm 22 years old and living on my own, things are getting pretty hard. I can't hold down a serious job for long, because as soon as I have a bad "moment," they think I have something wrong with me, and they fire me immediately. I currently don't have a job, but I made a fair bit of money about six months back for selling all of my Pokemon cards on eBay; it's gotten me through the last couple of months rent, but I either need a job or someone to help me pay. I guess the latter is better. *****SMUT WARNING*****

*'BEST SERIES' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2017)* FIRST BOOK IN THE 'STAINED' SERIES Meet Phil Lester, a bad boy with blood on his hands. Literally. After one night strikes, Phil turns to a group of serial killers as a distraction and soon he finds himself with a trail of dead bodies at his own fault. Meet Dan Howell, a shy boy with flowers in his hair and nail polish on his fingers. Friendless and full of anxiety, he remains alone, until said serial killer with tattoos and piercings sits right next to him in the same support group. Phil finds himself falling for Dan when his mission is to kill him, and he wants to get close, even if that means spilling the unwanted truth- and a bit of blood. (punk!phil meets pastel!dan) [rated R for language and violence/gore]