Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

People meet Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase. As expected there will be some stupid mortals, a bunch of adorable Percabeth moments and a whole lot of fun! I hope you enjoy!

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

Before you break the rules in writing, you must first know the rules in writing. [cover by @asterism]

This here is my wonderful, crazy, messed up, and absolutely interesting rant book! You guys can read all the wonderful things I have to say about some of the topics that I'm sure affect many of us today (alright I'm gonna re-phrase that fancy stuff- basically I'm gonna freak out, but then I'm gonna calm down) Hopefully you'll get to laugh at me, and along with me as well! Have fun reading.....I hope..... p.s. yes I know that there is a narwhal as the main part of my cover but narwhals are underwater unicorns so they basically have the same properties that a unicorn has, mostly consisting of a horn, and rainbows of fabulousness

This is the place for all the thoughts I don't want to say out loud, mostly because they don't make sense or because no one cares. I'm not going to hold back, I'm going to say and talk about everything I want to without a filter. So if you want to read, laugh, relate, and be mildly concerned about someone then you've come to the right place.

This is a COMPLETELY PG rant book(with the exception of Ann's rants...)!!! It's going to be about anything and everything! We will try to update as much as possible but we are very lazy and have a life! Jk but I hope you guys like it!!!! Thank you and enjoy!