So many celibritiez so litle tyme... Teh illuminatu es evrywhere and I'm gunna prove it by golly

*when you realize your favorite song is about shooting up a school* Hey what's up guys it's your host killer keemstar back with another video on the goddamn internet that will likely give you cancer This book is very triggering, it may trigger you, your grandmother, and your depressed fishcat if you read too much of it

"Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann" ~ Turn back now ~ @StorySins reviewed (1224 Sins) @Define_gf: "I'd rather read My Immortal a hundred times than read this bs again" @Chloem_F: "This book is one of the reasons I'm an atheist now" @HailSithis02: "K I L L M E" #isurvivedhspm ~ **This is not my book! I am just republishing it off fanfiction.net. The cover is also not mine**