Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

In a world of monsters and gods, the Lupus Deus is the one being no one wants among them, especially not the gods that wronged him. Vivian Grey is as average as any werewolf comes, or at least that's what she believes growing up until she is confronted with the fact that her mate is the monster she heard stories about growing up. It doesn't take her long to realize that he is as cruel as whispered, as unfeeling as he is complex, and far more monstrous than believed. When push comes to shove she'll have to learn to navigate her own strength or risk being drowned in his. As a war between her mate and the gods that made him take place, love, might just easily become a double-edged sword. PUBLISHED ON AMAZON Link: https://www.amazon.com/Lupus-Deus-Werewolf-Sophia-Moore/dp/1644341271/ref=nodl_

His jaw was clenching. His breath was mingling with my own by our close proximity. His strong, familiar scent washed over my senses, making my eyelids flutter. He leaned his forehead against mine, I could feel his burning gaze towards me. "I'm not good for you," He murmured. I watched his lips move, until I snapped my eyes towards him. They were dark and guarded. "That might be true," I whispered and he tensed. "But I would be lying if I said that I'm not attracted to bad things," I finished. After breaking up with her boyfriend, Arlet Trevelyan gets kidnapped by a stranger who throws her life upside down. Secrets and hidden memories are threatened to be spilled, and when Arlet feels a strange pull towards pull towards her kidnapper she's lost and confused. Arlet is dying to know the truth of this mysterious person, but will she like what she finds out? And what about the dark things that's hidden deep in her memories, long forgotten by her? -- ©the-Duowriters (C) Cover made by: @AndreaDarna

Christmas Break spent in the Netherlands sounds like the perfect way for Charlotte Wright to relax with her best friend - until she sees the family that they'll be spending Christmas with! Wolfram van der Waals makes no secret of the fact he isn't Charlotte's biggest fan, even though he's never met her before. A quitter may have given up on getting Wolf to like her, but Charlotte is determined to make it a very merry Christmas - and that includes getting Scrooge to crack a smile! Her efforts blow up in her face and with Christmas soured, she has no reason to think of Wolf in the ensuing five years that she's spent establishing her matchmaking business in New York City. Until one day he makes her an offer too good to refuse...