"You two are so fucking annoying!" I screamed slamming my bedroom door shut. "Back at you sweetheart!" Calum called from outside my room. My brother snickered and I could hear the slapping of hands as they did their signature handshake. I let out a small scream of frustration as I flopped back down onto my bed and pulled my knees into my chest. My fucking brother and his fucking annoying best friend were always ruining my fucking day. --- "Come on kitten, kiss me like you mean it." "Fuck off Calum." -x- He was my brothers best friend our rule was; he couldn't touch my friends and I couldn't touch his but how could I stay away from a boy like Calum. Calum Hood Fanfic

>>5SOS Ot4<< "D-daddy please." "What do you want princess?" "Please. I need you. Please just do anything." Bottom!Lashton Top!Malum *Warning: does contain smut and cross dressing, along with some 'punishment' type stuff. So if you don't like it then don't read.*

"Don't sit next to me." "Why not?" "I'm ugly." "Nice to meet you ugly, I'm blind."

"Hey, it's lukeisapenguin from club penguin. I don't know if you remember me, but we got married at the lighthouse about ten years ago."

Book 3 in the Bully Series

(I'm editing this. Slowly, but it's being edited)

"We're like the stupidest people ever." "Yeah, we kinda are."

"top or bottom?" "ex-excuse me?" "do you want the top bunk or bottom bunk?" in which luke has a dirty mind as well as a crush on his roommate. tops!michael bottoms!luke - © 2016 | -riptidemuke | all rights reserved.

❝It's not that I'm afraid to tell you 'I love you', it's just that I'm afraid you won't say it back.❞ warnings // smut ;; inappropriate language ;; drama « GUYS I WARN YOU ABOUT THE BIGGEST AMOUNT OF CRINGE I WROTE THIS YEARS AGO I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE »

"Make me like you. Maybe then he'll notice me." In which Luke is a punk and Calum has someone to impress.