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A book of Dan and Phil one-shots, ranging from 300-3000 words, fluff to angst, and shitty to slightly less shitty writing. Enjoy your stay.

oneshot book!! (all are my ideas unless stated otherwise; I take requests and feedback!) stories have tagged triggers if any; please note this is not a smut oneshot book lol

mostly fluff-smut oneshots ✨

This is a random book of tumblr band posts that will make you laugh.

just short multiship texting oneshots (: - joshler, frerard, ryden, brallon, jalex, phan, petekey, halsanie, & more

"Are you saving me?"

"you think youre smarter than me with all your bad poetry." brendon was popular and did reckless things, like any normal rebellious teenager. partied often and bad douche friends. ryan was a smart kid with high grades. avoided drugs and alcohol and had nice friends. so when the two become friends, it's quickly a toxic mix.

"you know this stuff is for girls, right?" "fuck off dude." - lol ryan buys scented hand sanitizer and brendon makes irrelevant remarks because he's a werid little shit. !DISCLAIMER! i wrote this book before i educated myself on transgender rights and such so this book is slightly cisnormative and i'm sorry.

New Message Recieved from bdenurie! bdenurie: hi ryonrass: Who is this? How did you even find me on an app where you can't search random names? bdenurie: if I do recall, about five minutes ago I opened up one of my favourite books, and you decided to be the funny person who wrote your username in it. bdenurie: hey but I have a thing for funny people (Mentions Drugs, Sex, Cutting, Suicide and other common triggers) warning: not a happy ending.