This is my journal. It is loaded with hexes, charms, and curses that even my fellow marauders can't get past. Don't even try to read it. Why are you still reading this? Don't say I didn't warn you! (DISCLAIMER: All characters belong to J.K. Rowling, except the ones i made up. You can tell which are which.)

To say that Oliver Wood had a slight obsession with Quidditch was an understatement. It was borderline unhealthy. He loved the sport, but he hated losing. While he hated losing to any team, there was one team he hated losing to the most. Surprisingly enough, it was the Ravenclaw team. But it wasn't for reasons that many would suspect, it was because of who played on the Ravenclaw team. Melanie Anderson has been playing for the Ravenclaw Quidditch team as Chaser since her second year. What started off as friendly competition turned into rivalry as she and Oliver Wood made it their sole mission to have their teams beat each other every year. Oliver wants to win for the sake of winning, but Melanie wants to win just to see the frustrated look on Oliver's face because it's just so damn cute. Plus, who wouldn't want to hear the sexy Scottish voice curse their name?

the hogwarts manual of what potterheads would do there besides draco malfoy. ▂▂▂▂▂▂ ✧ all original ✧ book idea by @RingRingCat ✧ achieved #1 on random status : completed

Who doesn't love Harry Potter memes? Okay, some people don't. But, if you do... Then this is the book for you! Lots of hilarious pictures I found online. I keep captions on each chapter just in case you can't see it due to some internet problems. I, personally, love them. Hope you enjoy them just as much as I do!