Where my recent admiration of puns come together... Hopefully you find them as funny as I do...

The cover says it all

Hello and welcome to a book consisting of Steven Universe! The chapters range from headcanons, to short stories, and mostly angst. And ships. Have fun reading! (half of this is angst i lied, lapis is my son, garnet should be ruby x sapphire's ship name byeeeee) #136 in Fanfiction 10/21/16 #1 in Steven Universe 4/6/17 ~ Yes, I use comics in this and songs. That is their work, and my work is mine.

Whoops it's the Kurt X Ram no one asked for.

[THIS IS A SAMPLE] Read the full story on Radish fiction. The link is in my Wattpad Bio. ---- Alexander isn't your typical nerd. He'll say what he wants, do what he wants, and verbally bash you while doing it. That's what Travis, a soccer player assigned to be tutored by Alexander, hates most about him. Confusing feelings, a drunken party, and a month of tutoring was all it took to get Travis to realize he was head over heels for the sharp-tongued Alex. Now, if only he knew where Alex's sarcasm switch was.

Jason Dean is a troubled and depressed kid. His only happiness in life seems to come from watching a famous girl on YouTube. He would give anything to meet her, but he's just another fan. When he finds out that he becomes neighbours to her, his life feels like it's being turned upside down. After getting beat up by Jason Dean, Ram Sweeney was put into the hospital. When Ram starts to act different around his best friend, Kurt Kelly starts to question his true feelings about the linebacker.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Credit to IG & Tumblr Posts*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ BOOK 2 IS UP♡

Just different theories about Steven Universe that I have came across and added my own thoughts to. WARNING: possible spoilers! I apologize in advance if there is a part with a picture missing Wattpad has been deleting my pictures.To see pictures read off of my works page.

At Martha, McMamara, and Veronica's senior prom, everything's going great. Or so they thought. Love is torn part and mended and torn apart yet again. Friendships ended and new ones made. People move on, life moves on, and death moves on. *TRIGGERS WILL APPEAR THROUGHOUT THIS STORY* Copyright @intertwined 'm🎨' May, 2017 If stolen, I will slap your face with a raw fish.