This is how to survive a zombie apocalypse

Ever heard of the zombie apocalypse? Wanted to survive for your own life? Wanna know what's after it? Well, I dunno,too. Never mind, just check out this Guide for a Zombie Apocalypse. Enjoy and....I hope you LEARN! :) Made by: Leonardo307

This is a tips and tricks book on how to survive the zombie apocolypse

This guide is about zombies. Read it. You may survive.

We don't know if there ever will be an apocalypse. Maybe it won't happen in our lifetime, but what if it does...

So I started reading Zombie Apocalypse Guides and in my part they were pretty stupid. My guess is that they came from America. Sorry Americans but most of your Zombie Guides are basically all common sense and stupidity. So if you really want to survive a Zombie Apocalypse. YOU need the Australian Guide, believe me. With the amount of common sense and brains Australians have we would probably survive longer and plus were not connected to the world. OK so if your from America I am really sorry if this Guide offends you. But for your own safety (if it EVER happens) read and follow my Guide to survive a Zombie Apocalypse

What happens if the zombie apocalypse starts and Joe, a ordinary guy, finds "The Real Zombie Guide" a book, that soon everybody notices that it's stacked with the secrets of the zombie apocalypse, and then... It all cuts loose. This story will be stacked to the max in comedy, parody and clichés! So sit back and enjoy! "BASED" ON A TRUE STORY

5 kids. Zombies. What would you do if during school, you heard "zombie apocalypse"? I know what I would do. I would get out of there. And quickly.

When Jack Gibson becomes infected with The Red Plague, turning him into a so-called Zombie, his life suddenly gets complicated. Kara, his cheerleader girlfriend, dumps him. Then, after a Zombie riot, his mother decides the city is too dangerous and drags him back to Osborne, the hick town where she grew up. Things go from bad to worse as Jack learns the town is being run by Garret Sweeney, a psychotic preacher with the hots for his mother. As it turns out, the preacher has a few secrets of his own, and will stop at nothing to get his way... not even murder. When Jack discovers that rock music helps him think more clearly, things start to look up for him and he even decides to help some of the other Zombies at his new school. But he can't seem to win for losing, because it only gets him in more hot water with Garret. How long can Jack hide his secret? Who can a Zombie trust? Will he be able to stop Garret before it's too late? Find out the answers to these questions and much, much more, as Jack struggles to hold on to his humanity and save the people he loves. Note From Author: Hi, Thank you for checking out my book! There's so much to read on Wattpad, and I am grateful for all of the support that I've received. I've tried to bring something a little different to the zombie genre, and I hope you enjoy Jack's story. If so, please consider voting, commenting, and sharing with your friends using the "Share" option that is available for all Wattpad books. It took many many hours to write Zombie Rock. Your feedback and support is what makes it all worthwhile. You Rock! :-)

Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.