(Sequel to Secret SSundee) Back at the Military, some of Ian's old friends are sent on a mission. Not just any mission, but a super secret mission to destroy Derp once and for all, by killing his host, Ian. Though the cause is noble, Crainer, Lancey, and Ambrew don't want their friend to be harmed, but nor can they betray the military. Maybe just a warning call to their old friend can be enough to save his life. Run. Cover illustrated by @potatosandstuff

Derp Ssundee is sick of being stuck in Ian's head and he wants revenge. He hates watching Ian have all the good times so he decides to fight back. While Ssundee is out one night his glasses are shot off by a skeleton and Derp takes control and all his hate goes out to Ssundee and the ones he loves. His plan... To get rid of Ian's friends. To kill team crafted. (Warning: This is a creepy pasta! There will be deaths I usually don't write stuff like this but I figured just once I will. It is a short story and will be finished fast)

Ian was born with his eyes shut, and could not get them open. This was for the best, as open eyes brought a big surprise, but nobody knew that until it was too late. The surgery was performed, Ian could see, but it only takes 60 seconds for the red to cloud over, and his eyes to point in opposite directions, and for his Phsychotic Derp alternate personality to take over. Behind the glasses aren't only his cold blue eyes, but a monster that can only be tamed by the glasses that hold it prisoner, and needs to be kept a secret or many innocent lives will be lost. He soon makes friends, but curiosity can drive people insane. How long can Ian hide the Derp? What would happen if it got discovered? (Includes most of Team Crafted and some others. Cover done by @Jujumouse .)