Kids, this is the true story of How I Met Your Mother... Well, actually no, let me start again. Kids, this is the guide book to the true story of How I Met Your Mother. DISCLAIMER! I do not nor will I probably ever own How I Met Your Mother. This is just a guide on the show for my fellow HIMYM fans. Also, I am aware that there aren't all the facts here, but I live in England so Season 9 hasn't finished here yet and I don't want to spoil it for anyone.