They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

"Anna dislikes being stuck three-quarters of the way down a chimney. She really does. Not to mention, she's still going round North America, and there's, like, three continents still to get through in about as many hours."

Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March, will you let me stay in your room?" He even got her name wrong. - A coming of age story about loss, the wonders of falling in love, and ultimately, pretending to be normal. Get inside April's distorted and yet humorous perspective, and watch as her tale unfolds into a shocking finish. COVER BY @RIVIIX

Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.

He pushed me against the bookshelf and caged me there with his arms. There was a hint of playfulness swimming in his eyes."I want to play a game." "What?" He pretended to think about it for a second. When he looked back at me, I felt butterflies in my stomach at the intensity of his blue eyes. "Cat and mouse. I'll be the cat, you be the mouse." I tried to push him away with no success. "I don't want to play." He leaned in closer towards me until his lips were directly beside my ear. I shivered involuntarily. "That's too bad." Alessandra never wanted anything to do with the limelight. She was content living life in her three bedroom apartment alongside her bubbly aunt with a job down at the local bookshop. When fate entwines her with Hollywood's Golden boy she finds it to be a cruel joke. The film industry is full of nothing but shallow, air-headed bimbos and suave heart-breakers and Alessandra just so happens to be at the front line ready to mend her broken heart.

Valerie Blythe and Dean Pinkette aren't even friends. And at the end of the story, they still won't be. Extended summary inside! Amazing cover by @Sparkes Copyright © Umberdiary 2018 All rights reserved

16 year old Zoe Williams works at the cinemas. She serves nutty customers, makes oily popcorn and has to wear a striped candy dress as her uniform. After 7 months in the job, a new boy is hired. Same age, same job but with a very attractive vibe. Meet 16 year old Luke Hardens. New employee, bad boy and one for the ladies. He wears a suit as his uniform. Could a guy get any hotter? As the two work more and get to know each other, will Zoe just be the Girl in the Candy Dress or will she be more? And what wild adventures does Mr Hardens have in store for her? Certainly not selling tickets or changing rubbish bins. © All Rights Reserved 2018 Camerybear Cover Credit: infinitelyx

She was the new girl. She was lost looking for her class. She was running around the halls. Then she slammed into something and she fell. Flat on the ground. She realized it wasn't a thing she ran into, it was a person. A boy. A gorgeous boy. And then she realized that she was lying on the floor in front of this freakishly handsome guy and what was even worse, was that her skirt had ridden up and her hot pink underwear was on display. "This can't be happening." - There are the Good. You know, people who do all their homework, people who never stay out past their curfew. People who don't get detentions or fight or drink. People who do what they're told. People like Isabelle Winters. Then there are the Bad. People who get into a lot of fights, drink and skip school to get high. People who break both rules and bones, somebody like Sebastian Manner. And then there's this hot pink underwear that has nothing to do with anything but somehow manages to bring two people who are poles opposite together. The Good, The Bad and the Undies- a romantic comedy about a relationship started because of a certain pink underwear.

A pencil. Out of all the possible ways I could have met Christian Devlin, it had to be a pencil. I could have met him at our local bowling place, mistaking him for a bowling pin and hit him with a bowling ball. Or I could have met him at a baseball diamond and accidentally whack him in the head a few times with a bat, but no. I had to meet the guy when I accidentally hit him with a pencil. A pink princess pencil to be exact. I couldn't of hit him in the eye could I? I just had to hit his cheek! It's moments like that I wish I had good aiming.. And to think it all started with a pencil. ***************************************** "Listen, and listen good..." I said leaning in closer to him. "Consider me something you'll never get." I said in a low tone to him. He leaned in closer to me until I could practically feel his minty breath on me. I know this isn't the time to say it, but it tickled.. "Never's a real long time." He said quietly and smiled. I smiled. "Then you should give up right now." I said quietly. He chuckled and whispered, "Never." ****************************************** Trailer made by: AngelxWithxAxShotgun

What happens when a stupid coincidence binds you to the person you were running from?