ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*

"Would you dare to go inside?" JEON JEONGGUK + contains gore, profanities, and violence + suggested to read during daylight REVIEWED BY @TheBTSWriters AND @regan4life THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

Kim Namjoon, a cute proffeser with a job as a game shop clerk. Didn't deserve a face full of handsome men with odd occupations. ~**~**~**~**~** Welcome to some bullshit.

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"I'm a little" "..." "Please don't hate me" bottom joon top seokjin -lowercase intended- -peoples of this book are not owned by the authors, any persons who die in this book, who may have died irl is completely coincidental- -for mature audiences-

"We're all mad here" - [alice in wonderland au] [collab] [cover made by psycxlture]

Jeon Jungkook, office worker. Park Jimin, café barista. All Jungkook wants is to know the name of the gorgeous boy working at the café he happened to stop at. Why is such a simple thing such a difficult task?

➳ #177 in Short Story ➳ #331 in Fanfiction ─ in which Jungkook wants the mute (?) Jimin to say his name GGUKCHU | 12.11.16 | jikook | ✔

• in which Jungkook runs a blog dedicated to Suga • *short chapters* started⇔04.18.16 completed⇔06.11.16

"I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever." in which jeon jungkook likes to annoy and tease his math teacher.