A book to help you find your true random self, this book will guide you through the different stages of randomness, though this book is made by the QUEEN OF RANDOMNESS!!/ DABLORD!!!! Art cover by ME!!!

Summer Haynes, a.k.a 'Ms. Clumsy'. A lazy Tomboy trying to get her crush's attention with the help of her former ex bully. This is not the best idea to start with... ~*~ Hey guys.. this is my first story.. (I wrote this when I was 14/15.. so this is written quite horribly lol but if you want.. give it a shot.. ) It's just for laughs. Please don't take anything in this seriously.. I wrote this just to make people laugh a little.. ** WARNING: THERE ARE GRAMMATICAL AND SPELLING ERRORS IN THIS BOOK! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.. *)) THERE'S ALSO A FEW SWEAR WORDS! *))) there might be scenes too cringy for certain users.. don't say I didn't warn you.

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

Welcome to the completely random assortment of Shower Thoughts~ Nobody really reads descriptions, but if you are, hi and welcome! Thank you for deciding to come read my book :) I really hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it. __________ (PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: None of these Shower Thoughts are from my own thoughts. They are from other sources online from way more creative people. I've just done the task of bringing them all together. Also, once you read this book, if you like it, book 2 is up now labeled as Shower Thoughts (book 2) Thanks! Enjoy!)

Inspired by Han_Man: I'm going to be uploading at least 10 every week to give you pleasure and laughter, Maybe more ;) So, everytime I update, I need you all to do something for me... COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE! The first comment will always win the dedication for that chapter (if that's what you want to call it). But only if it's a comment on your favorite status. So ya...READ, VOTE, COMMENT, AND LAUGH!!! Ready set....GO!

I'm never making it to 100 lol I UPDATE LIKE ONCE A MONTH BECAUSE IM ALWAYS OFFLINE LOL

Don't you hate that one awkward moment when you bluff out on something you love, and normal people don't understand. Here's how to avoid all of that junk. ~Cover is yet to come~ Copyright, A l e y a h. ALL rights are reserved. THANK YOU SOOO MUCH @_HogwartsTribute_ I LOVE THE COVER CRIES

Don't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die! Hope you all can relate :3 Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. Highest ranking in ranking: #20 12/31/15 YAAAS :D @JakePatt ofc for the cover c; tysmm

Don't you have that one time when you did something really stupid at school, and your parents were going to cook you over a fire? This book is all about what NOT to do/say to school! Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. AWESOME COVER by the one and only @JakePatt Highest ranking: 1 6/18/16 EFWNJHWIU H YAS