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"It is your choice," he said, stepping so close to me that our lips were almost touching. "Either do what I say - or get another job." My heart stood still as I gazed up into his deep, dark, dangerous eyes... In a world where women's only role in life is to sit at home and look pretty, Lilly is determined to fight for her freedom. There's only one problem: a powerful man blocking her way.

Have you ever had thoughts in school that don't relate to school at all? (Don't lie we all know you have.) These are our thoughts we have in school. May I remind you we barely ever think about school so there will be a lot. And we all have very vivid imaginations. This book is probably going to get us all sent to an insane asylum but at least we won't have to go to school. (Stay in school kids.)

my poems are for people who have a different mindset. DO NOT READ if u can't handle it it has depression killing dirty and a couple of dirty poems like I said DO NOT READ IF U CAN NOT HANDLE IT

this contains Internet slang & abbreviations.. kinda like urban dictionary.

Dear Wattpad readers this right here is the best dictionary you can get. For all you people you will learn slang words you heard before there will be a lot of dirty shit. If you don't want to keep it real you don't have to read this book. So come on if you are ready it's time to find out what our society has sunk to. Yeah...I think. A novel by SouthBeachKilla® Thanks for 30K reads!!!

sar·casm ˈ/särˌkazəm/ noun the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. come·back ˈkəmˌbak/ noun a quick reply to a critical remark.

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE UNLESS I SAY SO.

This is a joke book and I hope you enjoy it. I do not own these jokes.