Both divorced, Natsu and Lucy try working out their relationship for the sake of their 5 month old daughter, Nashi. "Oh why don't you just shut it, and dye that hair of yours. It makes you look gay" Lucy shrugged nonchalantly and Natsu scoffed. "Bitch, I'm fabulous and not to be mean or anything but when last have you brushed your teeth? I'm just seeing cheese staring back at me" Lucy gasped, rubbing her tooth as Natsu grinned triumphantly. "Oh brother.. there they go again.." Levy sighed with the roll of her eyes, holding a giggling baby girl who sucked greedily on her fingers. (This story contains Adult Languages and Situations. I do not own Fairytail nor none of its characters. This story is pure fictional and I hope you readers enjoy and have a good laugh) (Ps. Please read, vote and comment your opinions on this story) Enjoy!

Jordan Johnson is your average high school student. He is average in every way from his brown hair and brown eyes to his very mundane existence. His two friends, Joanna and Jonathan, are his larger-than-life cohorts who add the only spice to his life. Determined not to live a life of mundanity, Jordan secretly creates a list of 1000 wishes, 1000 things he hopes to achieve before he finishes his senior year of high school. Enter Robin Chiang, an exciting, adventurous girl who is as fiery as Jordan is boring. Will she help Jordan fulfill his every wish?