"Why are you always so sad and gloomy?" "What's so wrong with being sad?" "Everything."

A book of Dan and Phil one-shots, ranging from 300-3000 words, fluff to angst, and shitty to slightly less shitty writing. Enjoy your stay.

dan howell was always alone. he was never really liked all that much, but he makes a friend. his friends name is phil lester. - basically just a shitty cliché fanfiction that i thought up the idea for at 3 am

dan howell liked space, and in phil's eyes he saw galaxies. phil lester liked nature, maybe dan could paint him flowers. [spaceboy!dan x plantboy!phil]

There's only two things that Dan likes: 1) colors and 2) flowers And also 3) Phil Lester (Technically three things)

Summary: Dan draws, Phil doesn't. Phil wears black shirts, speaks loudly, and glares at everyone. Dan wears grey jumpers, doesn't talk, and tries to stay invisible. Phil's reckless, Dan's not. This is as story about two polar opposites who mange to have a string of first times together, and maybe even a cute love story. Because unexpected things always happen, when you try to keep someone at arms length. Rating/Warnings: Mature Readers (READ AT OWN RISK). This story may contain topics of depression, cutting, anxiety, panic attacks, assault, gay slurs, and minor sexual content. If any of the listed content triggers you, please do not read. Please do not copy and post my story anywhere else or create an "adaptation" of my work. Thank you. Copyright © 2013. strawb3rryvib3s All Rights Reserved.

*'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

Just some random phan Oneshots I've written c: I'm not sure if there will be any trigger warnings yet, So I'll warn you at the start of one incase gah c: ~some might include kickthestickz too ooo~

Idk oneshots I write about phan xx