"Drive the car." "Wait, who the hell are you?" "Satan. Now DRIVE!" Dallon bringing home a stray puppy in his apartment already got him scolded by his landlord. Bringing home a runaway groom from God knows where is something he'd get killed for.

[Detective/Spy au whatever you wanna say] de·prav·i·ty dəˈpravədē/ noun: depravity; plural noun: depravities moral corruption; wickedness. "a tale of wickedness and depravity" -picks up too quick and doesn't slow down, I know I hate books that pick up on the first chapter too. It's fine it's fine it's fine -it's also gonna be decently short. I have come to accept the fact that fight scenes are not my strong suit -so many original pointless characters jeez

Ah yes, the classic ditch and cold shoulder combo - something Dallon is used to, which is definitely not a good thing, in case you were unaware. But thanks to Brendon, he's much more than simply aware of how awful it feels to watch your best friend leave you in the dust with no explanation, how it feels to watch your EX best friend make the optimal position on the famous football team and win 3 national championships in a row, get nothing but A's for 3 years, and do it all with the football teams beloved halfback. It's a good thing his comedic friend is there to keep him company. But first of all, how? Second of all, bad luck always makes its way to everyone, as does good luck to everybody else that'd been stuck in a never ending pit of despair for far too long. And third of all, Dallon's luck is about to change. ... "If only we knew," I told him, watching my own words twist up in frigid smoke "if only we knew that years later we wouldn't speak to each other until now, if only we knew how fucked up things would turn out to be." "I wouldn't dare to trade a second of any of it if I knew I'd end up right back here with you."

Dallon Weekes hates flowers. He also coincidentally owns a flower shop, which will look great on his college application letters (which he's sent in to many schools and has received absolutely no feedback whatsoever, from anybody). He's swimming in debt with only a flower shop to provide income, so long story short things aren't going as well as he'd planned. But the guy hellbent on revenge for his cheating ex with poison ivy in his pockets might convince him that it's okay. And Brendon Urie just got cheated on. His (ex) partner is allergic to flowers, which he plans to throw through his bedroom window (since he lives right next to him), and the best flower shop around, according to Google, is Dallon's. He's not sure how he's going to break a window with a plastic case full of flowers and poison ivy, but as soon as Dallon moves in down the street, there's no harm in missing if it means he gets to see him again.

New schools are supposed to be filled with great new experiences, new friends, new rules to (never) break. And for Dallon, that proves to be correct. Pulling pranks, skipping class, nothing he'd ever done before, all said new experiences under his belt. And to make it even better, they'd all been accomplished with the aid of the incredibly stunning (and enticing, and gorgeous, and heartbroken for the 56th time) Brendon Urie from down the hall, and his other partners in crime, Pete, Patrick, and Ryan. Everything goes according to the nonexistent plan. Well, at least it does for the first 218 days. .:..::...:::...::..:. "I'll see you tomorrow, alright?" .:..::...:::...::..:. Based on Looking For Alaska because I love that book

Dallon is a Curatrix, a guardian assigned to watch over a child on earth. Charged with protecting a child named Brendon, things are ok at first. But, as Brendon grows up, he becomes ungrateful towards Dallon. When Dallon finally has enough, he becomes human to show Brendon how hard life can REALLY be. Cover by @hbufrnk

You can only date people that are in your social group, or so Brendon thought. Brendon Urie was just fine in his social ranking, until he met Dallon Weekes. Everyone with eyes could see Dallon's beauty. Brendon was classified as an emo and Dallon was popular, but when brendon runs into Dallon at a concert things might just change. *TRIGGER WARNING* self- harm, abuse, description of anxiety attacks, existential crisis

Brendon is really good at acting straight for drama performances It begins to make Dallon a bit jealous One of the winners of Fanfic's #Curtaincall contest for May 2016!

"..Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way..."

please tell mom this is not her fault.