Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A to the G to the U to the SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES

I'm going to ruin your life with these questions... Enjoy! Most rights go to the internet somehow. (Absurdity Series, Book 2) (Note: Books do not have to be read in order)

Literally just a collection of things that make you stop and think about them before you can move on with your life. Highest rating: #569 in Humor Most rights go to Tumblr. (Absurdity Series, Book 1) (Note: Books do not have to be read in order)

Please note that this book does include sexual references. It isn't a story, but in fact another game type of thing. Please be mature about this, and if you know you can't be mature about this, don't read it.

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

We can all relate somehow haha

I try to be relatable and I fail lmao » But if I somehow manage to relate to you Comment "Me" :)))

Here's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~