"Two whole months of free laundry in exchange for two weeks of being my fake boyfriend. Deal?" Keith hesitated for a moment. Was this really worth it? Hardly. Lance was an asshole, and he wasn't sure what fake dating would entail. But, free laundry was free laundry, right? "All right. It's a deal." - hey !! me (chaoticnyxx) am NOT, under ANY MEANS, the OG author of this !! please don't give me credit when credit isn't due. happy reading !! OG author: Gibslythe on AO3

DISCLAIMER: I do not own gravity falls or any of its characters and I do not own any of the pics I use. This ship is very unpopular and I've only seen one story on it and it's called double dippered so shout out to them for making that fantastic story! SUMMARY: what if Mabel toke her bag? What if the rift still broke but some thing that even bill couldn't predict happens? We'll find out what happens... Also sorry if this story sucks