Unknown: Is this Dan Howell? Dan: Uh yeah, who is this and how did you get my number? Unknown: does it matter? Dan: Yep, because this is my private phone number.

dear dan, I know you probably won't read this, but I might as well take a chance.

Gwen's just waiting in disgust for the day she'll get bought by a vampire. The day she'll get a master of her own like all the other humans who have been sold. ~ The Pet Shop is founded and run by vampires, who take whoever person - human - they want from their homes to sell. Unfortunately Gwen was one of them at the early age of 15. Three years later she still hasn't been bought. ~ So the question is; Will he be a good one or a bad one?

I sat behind the couch, scrunched in a fetal position, hiding from the sliver of sun which managed to squeeze its way out from behind the drapes. My tormentor. Once a beloved friend, now it holds me captive behind this couch with nothing to keep me company but some cobwebs and fuzzy dust-bunnies. My newly improved eyes spotted a small, dark colored circular disk amongst the shag carpet. Slowly I eased my way over to it. Score! It's a brown M&M. Popping the tiny sweet treat into my mouth, I carefully chewed...trying not to puncture my lips with my freshly acquired fangs. I smiled. Today is looking up.

Alex Heavenly is the girl who does pranks and does not give a damn about who's in it unless it has to do with her getting caught. Jacob Stark is the worrying person who keeps his head down all the time. Jacob is just the person who doesn't do anything to get him into trouble. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• "Loosen up its just a little fire!" I said a hushed tone with the roll of the eyes. "Little fire! You set two buildings on fire and worst of all they saw you with me! Now they think we're partners in crime!" He said in a hushed panicky voice. I put my hand over his mouth once a cop a started to walk toward us! He walked away from our shrub and yelled out to his price friend cops " we got two young fugitives on our hands don't give up Intel we find them!" "Shit" I said under my breath as I realized if I'm going to get out of this I'm going have drag him along with me.