Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

THE WIND ON FIRE meets STUDIO GHIBLI's LAPUTA. Tia, a wind magic trainee, desires to leave her life of monotony in a cosy seaside town. When summons arrived for the wind masters, she travels with her mentor to the capital and realises the extent of the great power and responsibilities destined for her in the corrupt country where magic equates to status and power. A rebellion brews and a war is on the horizon. Times are about to change... Winner of the 1st Wattpad4 Reading Contest. Young Writer's Prize finalist. Featured fantasy book by Wattpad. Front cover by Wendythestoryteller

Maya's just another girl from Texas moving to New York. New school. New house. New business. New life basically. Her dad, still fighting a war, far far away from America. But she pretends like he's always there with her even if he isn't actually there. After her mother starts a new business of a coffee shop, some things in her life go wrong. Imagine this, your walking into school, hoping for a nice day at school And first day you make an enemy And this is not your classic mean girl It's a bad boy and he's dating the mean girl Now listen I'm not gonna spoil the whole surprise and stuff But this book is filled with twists and turns And I hope you all will like it {Sorry the description is so small } {May include swearing}

Once the new baby girl Jess was born, her parents Marline and Jacob find something strange yet special about Jess. Marline and Jacob leave Jess with a babysitter they thought was nice. When they got back home both Jess and the babysitter was missing. All they had was a note on the door. On the hunt to find Jess. Jess also finds out that she has powers, and that this whole time her "mom" kept her in hiding. When Jess ran from home she finds herself in some strange situations. Will Jess find her real parents? Will her parents find Jess? Will someone else take Jess instead? Cover made by:xIronicDanosaurx

Jaclyn Penelope Castley comes from a long line of successful businessmen and women who have all graduated from either Harvard, Yale, or any other big shot university you can think of. But Jackie? Plain, old, and average Jackie? Harvard wouldn't even look at her student resume, not even once. Perhaps it's because she would much rather sketch in her notebook than study for a math test or listen/fangirl over her favorite artist than care about her grade. Somehow, she's cruised along elementary and middle school with ease, handling strong A's and B's (even though her parents weren't all too happy about those Bs either) But now, at the ripe age of 16, her carelessness about her education comes to a screeching halt. "Online courses?!"Jackie exclaimed as she paced back and forth in the humongous corridor. "What else could we do? Your grades are the worst they've ever been...." her mother said with a slight tone of aggressiveness and disappointment. "Your first lesson starts tomorrow as soon as soon as you come home from school, and you're grounded from using the computer for anything else but courses and your phone and iPad." Mr. Castley said in a stern voice. And that's when Jackie's life started spiraling down. Will she find the man of her dreams or will she be utterly disappointed about whose behind the screen?

Scarlet was raised to lead and protect. But he was something no man could stop - a monster. In a story where fate is a curse, she can't escape a future defined by the Moon. He can't stop the consequences. He can't change the past. She can't forget it. It comes back. It haunts. It kills.