Because I'm bored. Brad's a cool dude, and I'm a horny motherfucker.

BlizzCon was supposed to be filled with fun, wonder, and absolute awe. It was supposed to be a special occasion to celebrate a videogame that had changed their lives. Zylbrad is a jealous fuck, Shenpai is down to chill, and Tyrodin instigates it all. (Alternate Universe where Shenpai goes to BlizzCon and everything gets fucked to pieces.)