*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

the hogwarts manual of what potterheads would do there besides draco malfoy. ▂▂▂▂▂▂ ✧ all original ✧ book idea by @RingRingCat ✧ achieved #1 on random status : completed

Have you ever thought for one second, that I've felt something towards you, other than hate, Potter? There's a fine line between love and hate. But I wouldn't necessarily call it love. Maybe lust. Anyway, it's impossible. You hate me. We're enemies. It's merely impossible. •• Trigger warning: mentions of self-harm, eating disorders, etc. [Highest achievements #3 in #Fandoms, #1 in #Drarry] I dont allow translations, sorry!

A/N: Frisk will be identified as a sixteen year old female in this story. There will also be Frisk x Asriel, but that's not the main pairing. All Characters belong to the brilliant Toby Fox. Enjoy! :: PROLOGUE :: Frisk was a simple girl. She was quiet, didn't ask for much, and always held a look of unshakable determination in her eyes. Ever since she'd fallen to the UNDERGROUND four years ago, things around her had changed. She was no longer surrounded by people who neglected her existence like the humans; instead, she showed mercy to the monsters of the underground, who in return welcomed her with open arms. The once young human girl, Frisk, had, over the years, become a beautiful teenaged girl who taught the monsters the many things she could remember about the human world. Asgore had given up trying to reach the human world, seeing as how everything had seemed to settle peacefully. But when she's faced to deal with the coronation of Prince Asriel, how will she deal with it when she doesn't know how to sort out her feelings?

Jack came from an abusive home and has lived in a pet shop for about a month. But one day a very handsome looking boy walks in with his mother. What happens when Jack is adopted by the boy? Lets found out shall we!! im making my version of this story from its normal form which was a Jeremy X Vincent book called "Neko!!! JeremyxVincent" By an awesome and amazing writer on here that goes by the username of @Wolfy_Wolf324 love the book she made!! Ive read 3 times now and reading it again so I can write this!!! And for all those Septiplier fans out there.... SEPTIPLIER AWAY!!!!

Oneshots that don't fit in with any of my stories! There'll be all sorts of crap in here for every drarry fan, or just Harry potter fan, or fan, or just a person in general. So yah, enjoy

---------------------- "Experiment 741, please step up." 'here we go again...yet another chemical in my body..' ---------------------- hello darklings! I hope you enjoy reading about my newest character!

F/N L/N is just like L, she is an enigma. She is one of the most powerful detectives in the world, she is known as M, and no one knows her real name. She used to work on cases with L all the time. They were the ultimate team of detectives. But when she got called for a few cases in France and America, she disappeared for a while. But what will happen when L contacts her and asks her to help with the Kira case? 《 L x Reader x Light 》

Will one girl be able to bring down the utopia known as the orphanage unlock hers and other people's power and let life be like the prophecy states or will all life be destroyed.... read more to find out

(Under construction)"I love teasing Light."-L Author-San- "yeah right let's see how long that lasts"L-w-what you're righting a fanfic with-aaahhh!!! "I'm screwed "author-San- "yep"(end of conversation)This is a story about Light. Spanking L (warning my first story so go easy on me )