Chapter One: Boy meets Girl. Chapter Two: Boy kisses Girl. Chapter Three: Girl punches Boy. Chapter Four: They get married. Wait, what?

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Don't postpone what you want. Don't leave anything misunderstood. Make sure the people you care about know; make sure they know how you really feel. Because just like that, it could end. He's reckless and indignant. She harbors an all-consuming secret. Sometimes, God gives us what we never knew we needed.

~complete~ There comes a time when everything is just too much to handle by yourself. *apparently this story is kinda like the manga Kaichou wa Maid-sama in the first couple of chapters? I haven't read that before, so I'm sorry about that! I assure you, the rest of it has nothing to do with maids, or any other mangas hopefully lmao*

Available as an audiobook on audible, iTunes and wattpad band camp! Be sure to check the new version out to hear the characters come to life! "And rule number three, knock before you enter my room," I finished, moving my fore finger down with the instruction. His smirk widened as he leaned on my door frame. "What happens if I don't follow your petty little rules?" he asked. I narrowed my eyes. "You'll sincerely regret it," I warned but he merely grinned. "I take that as a challenge." Being the sister of Britain's most honored young scientist isn't something that Alex Simmons feels she can live up to. So, in protest of her parent's high expectations, she doesn't even try. That changes the day that she's forced to move in with her older cousin and his best friend to attend her final year of college. Living with one teenage male is hard enough, let alone a pigheaded,rebellious and drop dead gorgeous lodger. Asher Toms only has one goal and that is to reach the finals of his motorbiking championships. When Alex crashes into his life, concentrating on anything but his best friend's little cousin becomes increasingly difficult. As the pair grow closer through relentless bathroom battles, silly arrests and a set of rules to abide by, Alex figures out that there's a lot more to Ash than just a badass motorbike and a pretty face, some things in his past were meant to stay hidden. But what's a romantic adventure without a few obstacles?

Steffy Vandergeld has it all. Beauty, popularity, money, love, everything. Perfect girl, perfect world. But what happens when her multi-million dollar business mogul father loses his fortune? The only means for survival is to auction off nearly everything they own, including the million dollar mansion, Steffy's BMW among many other things. And to make matters worse, her parents have to cancel the family summer trip to The Bahamas. With only a couple of thousand dollars left to the Vandergeld name, Steffy, her older brother, Spencer, and her parents leave behind their luxurious lifestyle in northern California and move to rural Tennessee. The family of four moves into Steffy's grandparent's home for and indefinite amount of time. On a farm. Having had everything handed to her in life, Steffy doesn't know anything about hard work. Being forced to wake up at the crack of dawn, feed the chickens, milk to cows and churn the butter, Steffy's in for a rough time. And of course, there's always a boy to complicate things ever further. Can Steffy survive life living on the farm? Or will this be her breaking point? © Copyright 2013 Millie Morgan. All Rights Reserved.