NASA has reported that an asteroid will be hitting the earth and possibly ending it in only four days. the government is making all families go into local shelters to hopefully protect them from the asteroid. all families must proceed calmly and go to their closet shelter. ••• and Brendon and Jennifer aren't believing it. (and Jennifer isn't going to fall in love with Brendon...right?)

•mama said, 'you're a pretty girl, what's in your head, it doesn't matter...'• • *this story name has been changed from pretty hurts to beauty killer*

when Jack Barakat's family drag him away from his home in Baltimore to a week long vacation, all he can think of is partying. but what happens when he ends up passed out on the beach after a long night at a club, only to be found by Stella, the nice surfer girl who just happens to be part of an exchange student program that will be allowing her to stay in Jacks best friends house later that month?

lila meets josh, josh meets lila

•are you a watcher or a player?¿• in which shy Cleo teams up with outgoing Brendon to play NERVE I do not own the movie franchise NERVE or Brendon urie

"why is there a ring on my finger you ASSHOLE!" ••• in which pete and margo accidentally get married in vegas

(This was written years ago, sorry it's terrible. Read my new shit tho!) Pete wentz, exorcisms, and band members. What else could someone ever ask for?