***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

Instead of going along with Bella's choice, what if Edward had taken action against the child growing inside her? Story is not for the faint-hearted, and DOES NOT end with a happy ending.

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Name says it all this is a Harry Potter MASH game!! Disclaimer- I don't own the Harry Potter characters, just the plot -Kaylie

Imagine being kidnapped by your enemy's family, being tortured non stop, and being less than a house elf. If you escape you would be tracked down and killed. Every failed escape led to more torture. Hermione Granger faces all these plus much more. Disclaimer- I don't own the characters they belong to the brilliant J.K. Rowling. -Kaylie

All the best quotes from Harry Potter. Disclaimer- I don't own the Harry Potter characters, just the plot -Kaylie

[You can now purchase 100 Voicemails' paperback on Amazon!] After a car accident, seventeen year old Steve Carlton, goes into a coma. When he does wake up after a few months, he suffers from temporary memory loss. During this time, he starts to go through his messages and voicemails on his cellphone, trying to get a clue of who he used to be. Voicemails sent to him from a girl called Ari might have the answers to his questions. A story told through voicemails.

The war killed over half of the wizarding population. A law has been set in place to repopulate and make up for their losses. Disclaimer- I don't own the Harry Potter characters they belong to JK Rowling. The plot is MINE. -Kaylie

IM BAACK you people aren't getting rid of me that easy get ready for more jokes more laughs and more weirdness!

Name says it all Disclaimer- I don't own the supernatural characters, just the plot -Kaylie