Even if she failed at life, at least she knew the perfect peanut butter to banana ratio. --- Awesome sauce cover by @JustCallMePicklez

→ finished ← Claustrophobic and agoraphobic, Alaska Gouramie doesn't leave the house much. She whiles her days away nurturing her goldfish, Gordon. Her life is passing her by. Elver Harrison James is scared of fish. He won't go near the pond at the bottom of his garden. He will do anything to stay away from those water-loving freaks. Alaska's mother forces her to leave the house. It's just a trip to the park, no big deal. Until Alaska falls in the pond. And Elver is the only one around. Teen Fiction #118

Working at the biggest and most popular family owned pizza parlour in New Hampshire has its certain perks. Free pizza, great pay, and making little chubby kids smile at their graduation parties; its the teenage dream. But for Rhett Webster, a renowned geek in highschool, its a hell hole. Having to deliver to the idiot jocks at school who refuse to pay without some kind of prank, to the cheerleaders who sneer in disgust, to the parties that he never seems to get invited to; it's never an easy day. But what happens when the pretty, shy new girl opens the door and gives him a smile? Ivy Dunt may have a few secrets hidden away herself but despite that, she might just be able to slip beneath Rhett's nerdy exterior and show the world who Rhett Webster really is. Follow the awkard tale of Rhett and Ivy as they stumble through what it really means to be a teenager.

Hannah Taylors finally gives in to her desperation and does one of the stupidest things a girl can do to grab her unapproachable long-time crush Jonah Gibbs' attention: spill soda on his white shirt and leave a motherfrigging red blotch on it. Accidentally... on purpose.

Sami Spark is a rare breed: a sixteen year old girl full of hope and smiles, even when life has given her no reason to be optimistic. Known by all for her compassion, but friends with none, Sami lives a life full of baking scones at the local cafe and giving out free kisses at school. The Hershey kind, that is. Ashton Cromwell is well known for his dismal and angry presence at Cristo High, and his annoyed feelings toward Sami are evident of that. Will Ashton fall victim to the power of the Hershey Kiss? Or more specifically, Sami's?

Meet Piper Hollows. She doesn't like to go out if she has the choice not to. She has things to do and is perfectly fine being in her room on Saturday nights, with her huge pride, her many piles of books, and her sketch pad full of the stick figures she loves to doodle. Starting to notice Piper's isolation from other people, her friends make a bet with her: if she can go on 12 different dates, then they will stop bothering her about her social preferences. But if Piper doesn't go, then they will forever continue to bring it up. As stupid as it sounded, Piper finally saw a way out and to prove that she just wasn't the type to go out and still have her pride intact. She relunctantly agrees, but things go unexpected such as: knocking out (it was an accident, she swears) one of the popular girls in school, actually having to attend detention (the horror!), maybe even making some new friends along the way, and probably having some of the worst dates possible. But who knows, this could be kinda fun... © Copyright 2012 All rights reserved

"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - well, that was until Connor's dad got a once-in-a-lifetime job opportunity and the family was forced to relocate to New York. At age sixteen, Georgie's life is totally different - her main goal being to keep her head down and escape the brutalities of high school with as little emotional scarring as possible. Balancing school, work and her dwindling social life is enough of a challenge, but it's about to get a bit more complicated when her conceited ex-best friend gets thrown into the mix. Maybe friendship should come with an instruction booklet.