TW‼️‼️KNIVES❗️KNIVES ❗️EVERYWHERE TW‼️‼️ The Krusty Stab is the chaotic, weird, and NSFW story about the Bangtan Boys and their encounters with Eugene Krabs, from Spongebob Squarepants, Shrek and Donkey, from SHREK, and others. //I'm writing this like an actual book. Even if the concept seems memeish// //I wrote this book in 6th grade (I'm now a sophomore) and it is published, but I wanted to re-write this because, one, it's funny, and two, it's a classic.//

❝ I'm not afraid of it anymore. ❞ In which Jung Hoseok's shower breaks so he needs to use his neighbor's, Min Yoongi. Highest Rank: #80 in Fanfiction ©blurryseok | 2018 ↳ COMPLETED.

▪️Mafia/Gang au ▪️Soulmate au ▪️"Only fools fall for you."

⤫Demon au ⤫"You make me want to ruin you." Book 1 in the Drippin' series

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

part 1 Jungkook X V and Shrek X Donkey Part 2 Yoongi/Suga X Jumin and the long lost lovers Mr.Krabs and Satan

..."Hey Mr. Stranger.." She said, lifting her head, and still, her eyes were closed. "Can you do me a favor and.." she paused, sniffing. "..kiss me?" "Can you do it.. Please.." Jaehee said, with her tears slowly rolling down on her cheeks. "I wanted to feel I'm loved.. just for tonight." She continued. Without any response, the charismatic stranger bit his lower lip and examined Jaehee's angelic and innocent face. He pinned Jaehee against the bricked wall and gave a peck on Jaehee's lips before wiping away her tears usin g his thumbs. He placed his palm on bricked wall before leaning in again and started to give Jaehee an incredible, long, deep, and passionate kiss. Probably the kiss she had never received from Sehun....

Lizzie meets teen Tyler Joseph, who is in her senior class of high school and notices her scars. Naturally he starts asking questions, and what starts out as casual therapy conversations turns into a more intimate relationship. TW: depression, suicide, self-harm, smut

Olivia has been Josh's best friend since they were kids. They were always there for each other, even through all their problems and band inconveniences. After witnessing a horrific event and nearly dying, Olivia is convinced to go on tour with Josh and Tyler to get her mind off things. TRIGGER WARNING: This book contains mature content such as sexual assault and death, read at your own discretion. Copyright © 2015-2016 dystinct All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.