It's routine, really. Get captured, wait for Mario, get freed, kiss Mario, happy ever after. Been like that ever since I turned sixteen. I'm a princess, gorgeous, care-free, have a cute boyfriend, nobody's jealous of me, and I can do whatever I want, kind of. Well, I'm bored. I want to know how to fight. I want to be part of the Smash action. Melee's coming soon, so why not?