Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

You got injured in battle and refused to get help from the medic. Now he's mad at you and he can't focuse on anything I do not own TF2 or any of the character. The company valve is the amazing owner of these people. and well you belong to you. Also artwork is not mine.

(Y/n) is an ordinary girl, with an ordinary life; maybe too ordinary to be precise. Mr. Carson had offered her a job at his cafeteria. She was happy at her job, don't get me wrong, but what will happen when a tall, Australian man walks in through the cafeteria's glass door? What happens when she gets to meet this strangely handsome fellow? Well, you should continue reading to find out... Picture used as cover; Credit to: Davy Park on DeviantArt!!

The mercenaries are all weeb nerds who hashtag and text in a chat room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sometimes, you don't need to hear the shot. All you need to hear is the echo.

What happens when you find a duck taped card box out in the of the sidewalk. What happened if you decided to take the mysterious box home with you? What happens when you open the box to see what's inside? What happens... If you find... 9 pocket sized men in the box? (I do not own Team Fortress 2, Valve does.)

Outside playing in the snow with your favorite mercenary, what could be better?

Cover by A-Hippocampus on deviantart! Go check them out! YEET

TT2 little one shots and smut XD enjoy the read

Get ready for the cuteness! This is my Medic x Reader story. There is smut and hints of masturbation. Don't be mad. I love you all. I'm sorry. I can't resist. I do not own any of the characters in the story nor the game TF2. That's Valve's shit i don't know. I don't own you either (duh). I own this story though. (also duh) I also don't own any of the fan art.