Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

RANKED #1 IN ANAKIN 9/11/18 RANKED #1 IN KENOBI 3/18/19 (Cover made by @la-la-lara ) Denali Bleway was a young girl when she became a Padawan. After joining her brother's bounty hunter gang and training for a future filled with blood-stained credits, she was pulled away by the Jedi when they found out she was Force-Sensitive and on the path headed anywhere but the light. She willingly went with the Jedi and received four years of training. After becoming Master Kit Fisto's padawan, she and her master were recruited to join Master Qui-Gon Jinn and Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi on a mission to negotiate with the Trade Federation about a blockade on a distant planet. What happens when things spiral out of control for Denali, both mentally and emotionally? What happens when she begins to develop feelings for Padawan Kenobi, and he falls in love with her as well?

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They buried him with a broken heart, unable to go on after his wife of 50 years passed away from cancer. Then they dug him up 300 years later, gave him a new body, new abilities and made him fight in a war to defeat the Velkin, a race of terrible alien invaders. He helped the Risen destroy the Velkin armies, defeat their Fleet Master and obliterate their massive siphon before it could drain the Earth of its vital goa. But the war didn't end there. It was just beginning. The sequel to Risen, Risen: Darklight is the second book in the Risen saga as it follows juggernaut Max Niekro in his quest to defeat the Velkin and save the Earth.

When seventeen year-old Runner was sentenced to death for stealing a loaf of bread in MegaCity One, his dreams were literally at an end. But then he opts to sign up for the Remnants of Men, a government sanctioned search for a rumoured fresh water lake beyond a radiated wasteland. At first, it seemed like a second chance to a new life, the transformation from zero to hero. But after an encounter with a rabid gang of men suffering an acute insanity, he soon comes to understand that he is one of many discarded into the wasteland to study the cannibalistic effects of a new drug called the Sixth Sense. Olivia Patterson has had one too many doses of the Sixth Sense and owes a massive debt to a shadowy rebel and loan shark called Death-Throe. Being the daughter of the City's dictator, she knows too well that the gallows awaits any who associates with the rebel. In an attempt to free herself, she acquires an asset in the form of Runner and finds herself always at the edge, for if he survives it means freedom for both, but if he dies...

BARKADA!! sa hirap at ginhawa...andyan sila.... okay lang mapagalitan...basta andyan sila... :-) malas nga lang...kapag naglabas ka na ng baon mo.. ^-^ IN THE REAL WORLD....One Direction was the biggest boyband in the universe.... but in this story....THEY ARE JUST SIMPLE BOYS WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH SIMPLE GIRLS.... in short...they are so TORPE here....ahahahahaha... 5SOS naman....hmmmmm....medyo mahaba haba muna ang babasahin nyo bago nyo makita ang 5SOS... they also have some mysterious identities here.. so...masasabi ko lang dito sa story ko... IT IS NOT JUST A FAN FICTION....MARAMI RIN KAYONG MATUTUTUNAN DITO.....like...how to maintain a FRIENDSHIP...how to be HAPPY with your life...that LIFE is a Malaking Quiapoww...hahahahahaha...na ang mga problema ay lagi dapat sinosolve yan..dapat di tinatakasan..at ang LOVE.....AY ISANG NAPAKALAKING MISYON SA BUHAY... at sa ngalan ng PAGKAKAIBIGAN.... abangan nyo kung paano nagkakilala ang barkadang inosente (CHAR!) at ang Limang napakagwapings na lalake.........at abangan nyo rin kung paano sesegway ang 5SOS...watch out for the twists!! read it!! bwahahahahahaha...,nagtatagalog po ang 1D at 5SOS rituh ah!! ahahahahahaha.. :D P.S YOU'LL FIND IT BORING AT THE START...PERO PAGPAPALAYO NA ANG NABASA NYO..You'll probably enjoy it...

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What if the 7 never met each other? What if they haven't been claimed yet? What if they were never told about a great prophecy? Before meeting what if they all had different life interests? Do they yet know of they're wonderful powers? Join 7 demigods as they find out the truth about themselves after 15/16 years of not knowing. [I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE 7 DEMIGODS RICK RIORDAN DOES.]

A Percy Jackson/Kane Chronicles crossover in which Nico answers a distress call from Lacy and ends up at the Brooklyn Academy for the Gifted. He runs into Sadie who, mistakes him for Anubis, and then everything starts to go down hill. Cover art by viria on tumblr.