Abused all her life, Samantha 'Sam ' Wolfe doesn't trust any one. When she is forced to become Chem. Partners with Chris she starts to feel an attraction and it scares her. Chris Wayne is soon to be Alpha of Moonlight Pack. But when he finds his Mate in Sam, his priority changes. The closer he seems to get to her the farther she backs up. When he finds out about the abuse will he be able to stop it? And will he be able to show her that not all men are the same? ⚠️ THERE WILL BE SCENES OF ABUSE AND S.A. I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND NOW REALIZE I DID NOT PUT THE PROPER WARNING ⚠️ ALSO I AM REWRITING THIS STORY.

funny jokes not mine :-)

This is just a book of jokes that I have heard or read somewhere. So I give credit to whoever wrote them and I hope you enjoy the book.

A Collection of Funny Jokes

A blind date goes horribly wrong and you find yourself in the hands of a demon-worshipping cult, bent on using you for a sacrifice. A strange creature in a blue mask saves you from your death, but not the bizarre effects of the ritual. Sharp teeth growing in, black tar endlessly oozing from your eye socket, bizarre new cravings... Your only hope for answers is to find Eyeless Jack. But how do you track someone who was never supposed to be found?

A Small Prolouge: A blonde boy stood, looking overhead at what seemed to be a body of glistening and magical water. The small waves that the lake caused felt refreshing, along with the breeze that felt, oh so very nice. Footsteps were heard from behind, breaking the comfortable silence. "Malfoy" "Potter" Draco acknowledged and held out his hand, waiting for the scar-faced boy to grab it. Harry smiled and took the warm boys hand. "Next time... don't brew anymore trouble" "Oh but Potter, that's what got us in this situation" Draco sneered and heard Harry laugh. "True... means that I can do this" The green eyed boy turned around, only to face the grey and warm eyes that he loved so much. Harry took Draco's hands in his and leaned forward, closing his eyes along the way. Draco smiled before leaning in as well, heart racing. Their lips met, producing sparks to run through both boys bodies. Everything around them stopped and it felt like it could last forever.

(Y/N) found herself in a wrecked laboratory, surrounded by corpses, and no memory of what happened. She told herself she was a monster. That no one would ever love her.... .... Or so she thought.....

The world had gone to hell long ago, taken over by the vampire race. In order to keep some sort of peace in our land, the Vampire Lords made a consecutive agreement. The rich and powerful humans could survive just as they had been, untouched by the vampires save for the occasional blood collections, or so they thought In reality, we were all under their control. Castles spread out throughout our land, one landing in each city. Each castle varied in the number of vampires residing there, but all of them carried a Lord. The Lords were the ones in charge in every city, whether we liked it or not. The vampires often roam through the city, making sure that everyone was in order and no one stepped out of line. If you stepped out of line, you died, end of story. Even if the rich were still under their control, their lives were still better than the poor. The poorest lives held a much worse fate. The men were to be put to work as slaves, whether that meant serving a specific vampire, or just building their castles, they were slaves. The women were to be pets. Pets were the lowest rank you could have. They were forced into cages that were too small to stand in with collars around their necks. They spent their lives in pet shops, just waiting for the dreadful day that they'll be bought. They were treated like animals, trained into what their master wanted, and punished if they misbehaved. Those who were lucky enough to live through that, we're to be slaughtered for their blood at age twenty-five in an act to make sure that our population would stay steady. I was born into this world. Born into this world full of blood-sucking monsters. Except, I was one of the lucky ones. Was. It all ended for me when I was 12, when I was taken away from the last bit of hope and family that I had left. Ever since then, I've lived in a cage, just rotting away, waiting, dreading for the day that some monster would make me his. This is my life. I am a pet. ~~~ Cover by: @mshacake

(COMPLETE! AND THANKS FOR 451K READS!) You are just the average girl, swallowed up in society's rude comments and hateful remarks. All until your kindergarten friend, Timothy Sutton, comes back into the picture. You quickly find out he's Masky, your favorite Creepypasta (and if he isn't your favorite, some readers have told me this story made him their favorite). And then, chaos. Kidnapping, murders, lies, heartbreaks, ponds that take you to alternate realities, furries that do magic, and much much more! Things never calm down for you, simple to say. Let's just hope you make it through to finally live your happily ever after! Achievements: #238 in fanfiction which is pretty high! Damn boy-band fanfics got the top 200! (Entered into the #fanfiction-awards!)

A love like no other: book 1 Highest rank : #1 in vampire (21/1) #1 - WINNER of The craze Awards 2017 #2 - WINNER of The Purple Apple Awards 2017 # Favourite plot award WINNER - The hopeful Awards #1 - WINNER of The Majestic Awards What happens when the monster of your nightmares is your own blood? What happens when the person who is supposed to be a monster to the world becomes your hero?your savior? And what happens when you begin to fall in love with the monster who hates love and doesn't even know the meaning of it? Meet Elisa, a 17 year old girl who wanted nothing in life but the love she deserves. She runs away from home when she can't take the abuse of her brother anymore only to land in the arms of person, whom everyone fears in the world. Alec Kincaid, The King of Vampires. Emotionless, uncaring, unloving. He sought to find his beloved, his mate, his bride but not for happily ever after, it only happens in movies and in dreams. He only wants the power that comes if he is mated to his bride, nothing more. After he gets his powers, he doesn't want to do anything with her. But what happens when he begins to fall for his beloved?