Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Layla ..intelligent, drop dead gorgeous,stubborn and shy at first but then gets a little feisty,has always been the girl at the back..always quiet she thinks she's invisible to only find that people are starting to notice her,she works at a little coffee shop called "LaStanza café",it was a regular,sucky morning late at work yet again, ready for her boss to give her an ear full As soon as she walks in she sees the sexiest being she never thought existed.After that morning her life took a whole different turn she finds out that as soon as things start to go better than she thought they would he tells her something that completely shatters her world,she can't handle it ."PLEASE baby I'm kneeling down I need you"I sobbed "NO! Logan you can't keep doing this you know I can't stay..I can't handle this I wouldn't be able to live with myself.. Please don't make me stay"she cries,it absolutely broke my heart that I put her through thus but at the end she'll appreciate it,even if I'm not there

The second book of the 'Don't Say No'. Warning: may contain strong language, sexual contact, and violence "Until we meet again." A promise that will never come. Hiding from the world and solving strange supernatural cases. This person is the soul shadow of the town. Everyone that knows of him, calls him the Runaway. The police have no idea who the Runaway is but one man is determined to find out. Victor Wolff was sent to the home town of Dawn Moore. In search for Dawns younger sister that may still be alive. In search for the missing sister Victor encounter with the Runaway. From what I'm told its more addicting, emotional, and better than the first book. Never hear a second of something being better than the first. Highest Ranking #8 in vampire

Stay With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. In this sequel to She's With Me, tensions are high as secrets are unraveled after Aiden's arrest. Amelia and Aiden are strong, but even the strongest can sink under the weight of heartbreak and loss. Will they make it out of this mess together, or will the drama get the best of them? ***** It's winter break, which means Amelia, Aiden and their friends can finally enjoy a vacation at the beach house after all the drama they've been through. But misfortune seems to follow them wherever they go. As truths and lies are spilled and emotions revealed, their vacation becomes more explosive than relaxing. And on top of that, Aiden's biological father is back in the picture, but not in the way Aiden, or any of his friends, could have ever imagined. As events escalate like a ticking bomb, Amelia and Aiden have to figure out a new way to survive. Content and trigger warning: This story contains violence and mentions rape and drug use. Book Two of the With Me series.

"You set me on fire and put it out just to set me ablaze again," he says in a low, husky voice, taking one step forward. "And again. " Another step. "And again." Another step, until our noses are almost touching. "... And you know what?" I shake my head, my eyes still in the grasp of his intense, grey ones. "I'd burn for you each time." Haunted by the memory of killing her obsessive ex-boyfriend, Lauren Resmick attempts to break free from the growing regret by moving and starting new at Carter Knight Highschool. She almost immediately becomes acquainted with another new student, Aiden James. She would have never found herself in the arms of such a gorgeous guy, and even more-the Devil's son. Well, what's wrong with a little bad boy action? Two things: 1) Aiden is nothing like the Devil; 2) Lauren comes from a family full of Demon-Slayers. Do not let the bubbly beginning conclude your overall impression of this book. This book starts out at a not so fast pace, so please bear with me. Things get much better, I promise! Also, feel free to send me a cover/clip for a chapter. Just PM me the link and I'll put it into whichever chapter you'd like.

Perfect Illusion is the FIRST book in the Perfect series, followed by the soon-to-be released film PERFECT ADDICTION. Published as an ebook/ on kindle ***** When college student Alex Woods agrees to a fake engagement plot to save her parents' company from bankruptcy, the last thing she expects is to fall for the illusion herself. ***** Alex Woods thinks college will be a fresh start, but when her parents announce their business has gone bankrupt, all of her plans come crashing down. The company has been saved by a wealthy business owner, but it comes with a condition: Alex has to pretend to be engaged to his son, Daniel, for the next 3 years. Daniel Kerrington is 100% swoonworthy, but Alex knows that beneath those killer good looks is a poisonous personality, and Daniel has made it clear the hatred is mutual. Though they've been thrown together with the person they each loathe the most, Alex and Daniel have to make their engagement believable. And as it turns out, the line between love and hate really is very, very thin. [[word count: 100,000 - 150,000]] Cover designed by Ren T Book 1 of the Perfect series

She's With Me is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Amelia Collins is in witness protection, starting at a new school in a small town. But when she becomes involved with the most infamous guy at school, she's reminded that she can never truly escape her tragic past. ***** When Amelia Collins moves to a new town with a new identity, she plans to keep her head down and finish her senior year. But this changes when she runs - literally - into the school's hottest badass, the mysterious and brooding Aiden Parker. Soon, Aiden's friend group is calling Amelia one of their own, and she finds herself balancing her new life while trying to recover from a tragic past. During a school year full of new friends and old rivalries, Amelia finds herself falling for Aiden, who has skeletons of his own. But she has to fight those feelings - after all, all Amelia ever does is run. Can she ever truly escape what she's been running from? Or has she finally found a reason to stop? Book One of the With Me series. | ranked #1 | 08.27.2015| | completed | 08.25.2016| | winner of a Talk of the Town WATTY 2016 | | Winner of The 2016 Fiction Awards "Best Teen Fiction"

"You are mine now", He whispered. Suddenly, it felt like I was in the movies. My breath was short. I felt my heart drop. There was a light breeze. I mean, I could literally see him in slow motion. That's when all the sounds in the world became insignificant to me, all i could hear was him accepting me. "..just mine" Six weeks ago, I was being bullied by the cheerleaders, ignored by my friends, hated by my school and extremely under - rated by my parents. All it took me- one fat ass lie, a few connections and the world's youngest billionaire. Six weeks later, the entire world thinks that the billionaire wants me? #24 IN ROMANCE! Thank you so much! I #2 in #Billionaire #1 in #millionaire

Book 1 in the Matched for Life Series (There are two versions of this story. The First one isn't complete and the 2nd one I'm currently writing and posting on ream) In the year 4028, the person you spent your life with was born especially for you. It wasn't by fate or a higher being. No, by the year 3073, our genetic bindings were developed in a lab for one purpose and one purpose only... A perfect breeding match. Chrissy Smith enjoyed her freedoms. Before you are born your DNA is made perfectly to suit your Match or what we humans call them...alien spouse. We know not a single detail about or Match. That is until your 21st birthday. One whole month before you're to wed and start breeding. By law, you have to accept your match. Chrissy soon learns that everything she thought to be true is a lie and the world around her is more magical and mysterious than any simple human or pet could have ever imagined. ****This is a sample.