Don't mess with us, we will Avada your sorry butts! If you don't know, who the F cares. We do. This is my random ramblings to keep my sanity in a world that seems to be without. Warning: LANGUAGE! This is dedicated to my lovely ladies of the Inner Circle of Female Death Eaters: 💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚 @southernmuggle The Dark Lord of Smut @TheOneTrueQueen 2nd in command, the director of smuttiness @J_writes_ the snack supplier @Call_Me_Malfoy the insane one @MsDerpFace the wallflower @InsufferableKnowItAl the man-eater @Aaru37 the joker @Queens_A_Sociopath the torturer @SnapesBonkBasket8689 Snape's hoe @Midnightfelloww the one with feelings @Slytherin_Potterhead the imaginative one @Snapelover_E the spastic laugher @PrincessSlytherin_xo the one that's always eating

It is the start of their Seventh Year, the Dark Lord is dead, and the only commotion the Golden Trio expects is to have boring, mundane lives from here on out. The Ministry of Magic has other plans. Enter Marriage Law and Dramione.

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"Well-Behaved Women Seldom Make History." Smut from cover to cover... you've been warned. I'm not fucking JK Rowling, so don't expect this to be perfect. All characters and rights belong to the Harry Potter Queen herself... JK Rowling.

After surviving the war Hermione makes the decision to follow her heart in life. How does she react when her heart is stolen by a certain red-headed chaser?

He wasn't who I expected. He was more than I ever could have imagined. My once loathed enemy... was now my beloved soulmate. Draco Malfoy saved my life in more ways than he would ever understand. This is another Dramione my darlings!!! I hope you'll love it as much as I do!! I don't want to give too much away here! So go read it hoe!! ?? Smut from cover to cover... you've been warned. I'm not fucking JK Rowling so don't expect this to be perfect. All characters and rights belong to the Harry Potter Queen herself... My cover was made by my lovely daughter @InsufferableKnowItAl love you darlin'! ?

He was like a gravitational addiction, absorbing me in wanting supplemental endless amounts of his touch. He knew my body and my desires better than I ever could have imagined. He was an aphrodisiac taking over my entire existence. Our lust was out of control. And he wasn't even my husband... Smut from cover to cover... you've been warned 😜😘 All characters and rights belong to JK Rowling. My FABULOUS cover was created by the one and only InsufferableKnowItAl! Love you darling!! 😘😘

Dear Ms. Hermione Granger, My name is Rosalind but my daddy calls me Ro. I like it better, don’t you? I hopes you become the minister. Your my favorite because you smile pretty and kind. My daddy says you will be a good one because your strong and smart. I know hes right. I hope I get to be meet you one day so I can learn to be as smart and strong. Ro In a race for the History books, Hermione Granger runs for Minister, her mind only focused on her tasks ahead, as such. Yet the sweetest letters begin arrive, from a little girl whose Daddy calls her Ro and tells Ro stories of her, Hermione Granger of all people. These stories compel Ro to ask Minister Granger for one wish, a wish that changes the course of Hermione Granger's life.