Hello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That is not my problem because they are NOT MINE! Also this book may have you crying from laughing so hard. So I suggest that you should keep some tissues next to you.... That is all.

A collection of vignettes and poems written in the year 2013.

They've kidnapped many. None have escaped. All have been killed before they can do so. Except for one. Ty, the only person with a successful experiment in months, somehow manages to escape. He then warns the first person he can find- Adam. They start a journey, which at first is only to warn more people. An animal lover, town council member, wanted thief, crew member of a spaceship, hunger games champion, and innkeeper. All of this while trying to protect the few people they can from the main enemy. Ty eventually decides to turn back and attack. To destroy them before they destroy humanity. (I made the cover myself. I know Seto is no longer a member of Team Crafted, but he was when I started writing this book, and I am NOT stopping a book because a person is no longer in a group. I am aware I left out the production crew (DeceptiBonk, BlueMonkey, and WeedLion). They were not included because they are not members of the actual team. There are no ships in this. All characters, unless otherwise specified, are 100% human.)

Old name: A Prince and Princess (Under Light Editing) Emerald was a sad and lonely girl with no parents or friends to comfort her in her life. One day however, she finds a beautiful meadow in the forest behind her foster parent's house. Little does she know, that meadow would allow her to meet someone that would change her life forever...

You thought the squids were defeated forever? You thought everyone was finally safe outside of Minecraft? You thought life could go on with no more problems? Haha. Well, think again. The squids are back, and this time, they have backup. And who's their new leader? Take a wild guess.

"I've... Died?" The Snow Girl choked. She clutched her heart, and fell to her knees, looking at the ground. "Ah, nay child. I am the one who determines this. You see, in your reality, one can be judged by their death to determine if they may be granted second life." The Snow Girl looked up at her. "What?" She whispered. "Yes. Most often, one is not granted this. If it is an old man who died in his rocking chair, he's had a long lived life, and now deserves to rest. If it is a child in their first day of spawning, they now are able to run, play, and live eternally, never knowing the unforgiving pain one suffers throughout life. You players don't realize that dying, is not death. Living is not life, either. Once you have died, you never again have to fear of dying again." The Snow Girl stood up, forgetting her numbness she was in from her shock. "What about the evil people in the world? They forever live eternal happiness?" "Child, I never said that you forever live in happiness. I said that you live eternally in your soul. If you were a kind, and good person, you forever live in the goodness of your soul. If you were an evil, wicked person, you forever dwell in the wickedness of your soul, feeling ever so much more pain and suffering than you ever could when you were alive. You are more alive in death than in life." The Snow Girl looked around her, at the cold beautify and tranquility of her own soul. "And I will live eternality here?" "Yes, you shall. But not yet, child. In your case of death, you still have far to much to do in your life before you leave it forever. You will not die yet." "What do I have that must be done? Many children spawn in Minecraftia everyday. One in particular on goes a transformation that will last forever.

When you have nothing left to live for, why should you put up with it?

'The Army' is an elite group of fairly young warriors, with their extremely skilled leaders, 'Team Crafted'. They are said to be like shadows that protect the people of Minecraftia, furthermore said to be even monsters. All of Minecraftia knows them, yet nobody knows how any individuals looks like nor how many there are; no one has the ability to identify them to the public eye. The Army is strong, brave, ambitious, cunning, protective, hopeful, family, and even more great meanings than you can ever imagine. But what happens when one of them is kidnapped from under their noses? To a place 'The Army' would never expect? Who is it and where do you think the kidnappers would take a precious part of the team too? Maybe a mutating facility?(Under editing) ***GORE AND MATURE LANGUAGE WARNING***

"We're all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible to ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it love." ~ Dr. Seuss

Imagine being transported into Minecraft with some of the awesomest Minecrafters out there, like SkyDoesMinecraft or AntVenom. Sounds cool, right? WRONG. In this story, at least. Why? The squids want to destroy everyone. You're trapped by some crazy dude with no means of escape. If you get hurt, you're really hurt; if you die...you know...