One shots for Thomas's sides ･:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+ Second book is up now! (Some of the characters I write about - Thomas and his 'sides' - are not mine! They were created by Thomas Sanders who is a YouTuber. If you didn't know that already, I'd suggest you check him out before reading my stuff!)

** SEQUEL TO EGO DAYCARE ** Just over a year ago, Markiplier and Jacksepticeye were forced to take care of a whole slew of ego children, but now it seems the tables have turned. How will the big kids at heart, handle being actual children again? But more importantly, can their dysfunctional clones keep them alive long enough to turn them back? (( This a long, chapter story. Completed. People wanted a sequel, and I was given an idea in the comments of Ego Daycare that just worked. What if it was Mark and Jack that were kids? So here's that. ))

Mark is killed during a night of poker. Detective Abe is planning to figure out who is the killer. The Chef, the Butler, and Jack are scared for their own lives. However, the mayor, Damien, is scared about losing you. You two had always loved each other growing up, but never told anyone. Now that both of your lives might be at stake, he will do anything to keep you safe. What will happen to the rest of you? Will the Detective find out the killer? Or will the killer murder the rest of you before he can find out? But, more importantly... will you and Damien get out alive? (Btw, I will be adding Jack to the story, so he'll be yours and Damien's best friend, besides Mark. Just informing you!)

The "egos" are just some fun characters created by Markiplier and Jacksepticeye. Unless they happen to be two sets of best kept secrets, that Mark and Jack are sick of carrying around with them. When the guys go to strange lengths to try and rid their lives of the paranormal duplicates, things only get stranger. No one expected them to shrink, but now that they have, the guys realize they may have created more problems than they solved. (( This is a long, chapter story. Completed. Yeah, I made the egos tiny. It's another weird story line... because, well, I'm a weird person. Yes, the cover is tiny Mark, checking on his youtube channel. It would be up there on his list of concerns, you know it would be. ))

Drama, dark magic, a mysterious murder, and newfound love. It seems like everything goes wrong when a wealthy man named Mark invites you and the rest of his old childhood friends to his manor for a get together and is found dead the next morning in his own home. Everyone turns against each other, and it's up to you and your childhood best friend to fix everything and keep everyone under control. But are you more than just friends? Will the two of you make it out alive along with the other partygoers? Or is there something much deeper than a simple killing at play here?

"I'm not your toy!!" my voice was hoarse from screaming. "Not my toy? Is that really what you think?! You're right!" Dark sat in front of me, kneeling. "A toy you can play with, you're everything to me. I can make you do anything I want, and you'll like it, princess"

Markiplier and Jacksepticeye's egos sometimes act childish, but things hit a whole new level when they turn up as actual ankle biters. Will Mark and Jack be destined to learn about parenthood from their own tiny monster clones, or will they uncover the truth about how the egos became children and find a way to reverse it? (( This a long, chapter story. Completed. ** There's now a sequel, "Youtuber Sitting". ** Yup. The egos but as children. This was like... the first fan fiction I wrote. Yeah, it's a weird concept and a weird place to start, sue me! Also, when I made the cover for this book, I laughed the entire time and still laugh every time I look at it. I can't take Mark making that face. So I'm sorry. NOTE: This book was written during Nov & Dec of 2017. When I started writing it, Jameson Jackson didn't have a name yet, and wouldn't until I was halfway through the story. Thanks. ))

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

--- Updates on Mondays --- The Detroit police department in 2039 is a strange place. Outbreaks of Deviancy within the everyday android are turning this town rampant; and is turning the police department into a war zone. A hard-boiled eccentric police lieutenant, and his android, RK800 companion are no longer able to keep up with the cases by themselves, and request an additional partner. Everyone in the police department are already over loaded, so CyberLife creates a in-the-works android, developed by Elijah Kamski to investigate, analyze, and problem solve. And it's name is "Sean." A 16 -13 -1. Hank and Connor greet their partner with stress, and demands of perfection. Due to Sean being a project started by Kamski, there are somethings that set him apart from the normal android. There are multiple parts to his "mind" that come to serve his partners. Sean's primary directive is to serve, and assist these two in their investigations, but something deep inside of him has other plans. As Sean breaks from what he was made to do, he has to really find out what he is made of, and what he is going to do with it. ----- DISCLAMER: I highly recommend watching, or playing Detroit: Become Human before reading. Many of these characters are noncanonical, and may be shipped to your choosing. TRIGGER WARNING: Person without direct experience of Schizophrenia, writing about Schizophrenia Person without direct experience of Alcohol addiction, writing about alcohol addiction Person without direct experience of Dissociative Identity Disorder, writing about DID Person without direct experience of Poverty, writing about Poverty Person without direct experience of Racism, writing about Racism Suicidal Thoughts Suicidal Actions Descriptions of Hospitals Descriptions of Medical Procedures Descriptions of Blood (Thirium, and human) Death Violence Swearing Fighting Firearms Knives Loss If you plan to make a se/prequel to this, please let me know! I want to read it!

❝In which a celebrity dials a random number in hope of finding one last thing to make him smile before he commits suicide at the end of the month.❞ "I'm going to commit suicide in one months time." "I think you have the wrong number." "It can't be the wrong number Princess. I picked a random number from the catalog." "Why on earth would you do that?" "Because you, sweetheart, are now my own personal suicide helpline. Your job is to make the last month of my life worth living." ______________________