awesome comebacks at your disposal.

This is a book I have done as a personal challenge from my younger challenging me to come up with 500 comebacks not of which can include swearing. (requested by our dad). Hope you guys like it each page will have 5 comebacks so altogether it will contain 101 parts including the intro give or take depending on whether or not I want to add extra chapters to mark every 100. Please enjoy and use in moderation.

Have you been burned more times than a bootleg DVD? Are you tired of being cut down worse than an African rain-forest? The next time you're the target of some joker, make that smart-ass look like a dumb-ass with these sure-killer comebacks! Extracted from* http://thoughtcatalog.com/darren-johnson/2014/07/25-comebacks-for-killer-insults/*

Funny comebacks to use and some jokes

Here r some nice comebacks u might need for any occasion Plz don't get offended by these jokes in any way they r only for a good laugh!!! ENJOY!!!!

This is my book of witty comebacks and insults. :) enjoy

A book of comebacks you can use everyday. This book is no longer being updated sorry. I created it when I was a lot younger. Jk I'm back bitches. Missed me?

When you're in a fight, and you don't have a good comeback, struggle no more! In this book you'll learn a lot! This was not meant to offend anyone but only to use at your friend's house! Just kidding! So have sooo much fun using them!!!!