This is schoolstuck. Dirk Strider is your not-so average nerd. His intelligence in robotics earned him a few teasings, which is quite cliché, yet he isn't your classic, "I'm stuttery, quiet, shy, and I also have glasses, braces and real bad acne" nerd. He's quite chill and cool, doesn't actually give a god damn shit about his bullies. Luckily, Dirk also has his good friends Jane Crocker and Roxy Lalonde alongside him.

"I cannot bring myself to say it directly, but it involves you, me, and a lot of lip action."

John and Dave are kept over at school due to a storm

When 16 year old Jake English moves from his small island to a small beach on the west coast, he expects nothing but boredom and less adventure than he'd like. But after being saved from drowning by a mysterious person, he learns that there's a bigger adventure than he ever could've imagined. (This is just a little DirkJake fanfiction that I've had in my mind for a while. It's based off tumblr user Ikimaru's merstuck drawings. (They're so fucking good.). There will probably be some OOCness, so be warned. Also, sorry for the shitty description. Merstuck!AU) (Keep in mind that I am not Andrew Hussie, therefore I do not own any characters. If I owned any of them, I probably wouldn't be writing a fanfic, would I?)

I really am a lazy writer and I am not promising that this is going to be perfect. I had an idea like this for a long time so... Skinny love: when two people love each other, but are too shy to admit it, yet they show it anyway.

Newcomer Jake English begins his new life by meeting new friends and adjusting to the city lifestyle. Living on an island for so long can make it hard getting to know new people. One new acquaintance, however, holds a secret behind oddly shaped sunglasses that could get the both of them into some major shenanigans. What's behind the sunglasses? What is he hiding? What does it all come to in the end?

Dave and his brother Dirk expect working as camp counselors over the summer to be boring, but what they don't expect it to find love. Homestuck Fanfiction: John EgbertxDave Strider Dirk StriderxJake English

Jake English is just a normal boy following the rules of his town, but meeting a guy named Dirk may change him for good. In his town your soulmate must have the same color eyes as you or else its not meant to be, Jake has an Orange and Green eye but who else shares this eye color? As Jake tries to find his love he might just find out more than he was ever expecting

Re-released on wattpad since the first time it was uploaded without permission. A tale about a boy named John Egbert, who is psychotic and has strong feelings towards an ironic boy named Dave Strider. John will do all he can to keep Dave for himself. Dave finds himself in a situation where he is trapped in an old house with this boy, yet he loves John even after all he does to to him. Read the next Psycho John thriller titled: À La Lumière Des Diamants

It's not easy being a rich boy. Under a family of hunters. Only they don't hunt what you think they hunt. They hunt bloodsuckers. Vampires. However when a new vampire steps into Jake's life..it changes his view...could he bring himself to leave behind the legacy of his family? Or try and bring both sides together as one? (Characters all belong the one and only Andrew Hussie. I own none of the characters at all. Homestuck belongs to Hussie)