This is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions via DMs as to what weird stuff YOU hear! (NOTE: the book gets funnier as it goes on. The first few chapters are quite rubbish. Feel free to skip ahead to the good stuff or power through!) [Highest ranking: #301 in Humor as of 10/4/18]

All the stupid(ly funny) stuff I hear outside of school. Trust me, you'll be questioning my sanity after this. The second book is available on my profile! To read the best bits from my school days, check out "Weird Things I Heard in School" 1 & 2! {Highest ranking: #484 in Humor as of 6/19/17}

Lilith, KC, Jared, and Benji didn't know each other before the zombie apocalypse. But fate - and several tragedies happening in quick succession such as the zombie apocalypse - shoved them all into the same New York City Costco. Now, survival - both physical and mental - is their ultimate goal. When KC begins talking about ending the apocalypse once and for all, they all view her as insane. Until one hospital - and one notebook - changes everything. [Undergoing editing, so the chapters are a bit messed up] [Highest Ranking: #289 in action as of 12/30/17]

Rowen's life used to be relatively simple. Since she was fourteen years old, her small, makeshift family has been her mother and two best friends, Maria and Jason. After one fateful day in the woods behind her house, however, Rowen finds herself being led to a fantastical world full of impossible humanoids and magical creatures, along with her friends. When she is thrown into the midst of a war, discovering she plays a role in an age-old prophecy and that Maria isn't all she says she is, Rowen must band together with her best friends and a mysterious faerie named Ayren to fight back against the unknown evils and discover who she truly is. Awesome cover credits go to @HayleyAutumns!

Sixteen-year-old Sage Greene was locked in a maximum-security asylum for the criminally insane after murdering nearly 200 civilians. It isn't her, though - it's the voices. There are two sides to Sage: the normal, self-conscious teenager, and the Voice lurking inside her head, the one that forced her to strike out and kill. Now, both parts of Sage are being sent into space, destined for a new rehabilitation program upon Mars, with a group of the most dangerous teenagers in America. Before they can reach the red planet, however, they are abducted by a strange alien race and taken away from their spaceship and everything they have ever known to compete in a sadistic set of physical and mental tests nicknamed the Trials. And so far, nobody has survived the Trials. * {Highest ranking: #5 in science fiction as of 9/3/17} [Comment threads contain spoilers at random. You have been warned.] WARNING This is a very dark book that only spirals further down. Murder is discussed and there are slightly graphic scenes.