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In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Trump was elected president. But he fell in love with Justin, the one who loved Obama the most. What will happen with this forbidden one sided love? Side Note: What am I doing with my life? This is an actual school assignment. I can't believe I'm actually submitting this.

Donald was the cute transfer student from across town, but what happens after she meets the class rebel, Bernie sanders.

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

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Shrek recently broke up with Freddy fazbear, and Freddy hasn't let go yet. Shrek is living in his swamp, trying to avoid Freddy stalkbear is harder than ever. Then the new guy moves in. Hitler is the average new guy in the swamp, a small neat moustache, simple, brown hair with a picture perfect parting, but anything but shy. Hitler and shrek know that they are destined to be together, but how will Freddy react? Can shrekler pull through? ----> 10k lets do it

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