A book full of offensive, sarcastic and funny bullshit.

When Lance McClain breaks into his own bedroom at two in the morning after scaling a four-story building, he didn't expect to break open the wrong window, nor did he expect to literally fall on top of a half-naked Keith Kogane. After agreeing to stay with Lance until he can afford to pay for Keith's window, the two find themselves in the unlikely scenario of becoming fake-boyfriends after a couple of bad run-ins with their Landlady. Join Keith and Lance on their crazy adventure full of love, friendship, heartbreak, and enough corny mullet jokes to send even the toughest fangirl running for the hills. {COMPLETED} *edit: I wrote this when I was thirteen and it's trash so read at your own risk*

"You really can't live without him?" Keith's mom asked. He nodded, tears clinging on his cheeks. She sighed and thought for a moment. She then opened a cabinet at the top and got out a locked box. She opened it and gave him what was inside. "Take this, and go to him." She smiled. He stared at her, his mouth opened, then closed into a smile. "Thanks mom." He said as he left. This is indeed the sequel to Changes (Klance). Thank you to everybody who has read it and thank you for all the support!

Being adopted is hard, being adopted by a serial killer is even harder. Cover by: Verde56

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.